(Closed) Chew With Your Mouth CLOSED…please. The annoying eating habits of the FI.

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

lol YES! Depending on what we’re eating I sometimes honestly can’t sit across from him. The worst thing he does is lick his fingers all. the. time. Like… I can eat almost anything without my hands getting dirty. Even when I eat wings, I can keep the mess to my finger tips. But he can’t eat ANYTHING without putting his whole hand in his mouth. I’m like really…. you 2nd knuckle should NOT be wet from eating popcorn wtf. Drives me up a wall haha. 

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

This post grosses me out because my Fiance is the same way. I have to constantly tell him to stop eating like a pig. It’s so gross. As much as I love eating in the dining room, away from TV, in our new house…Im sometimes ver much missing the TV being near so I dont have to hear him chomping away!!

Post # 6
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

@stephinPA: haha i actually avoid eating wings bc i HATE messy fingers! The other day we got chipotle and I ate it with a knife and fork because I was in no hurry and its less messy… Fiance is like omg you are too weird. (meanwhile, up to his elbows in hot sauce)

Post # 7
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Ugh, I can relate to this, Fiance smacks his mouth when eating…sometimes I try to loudly imitate him when he’s eating to hint to him on how loud he’s eating.  Often he doesn’t pick up on it.  It’s most embarrassing when he does it when we eat with others…sigh.

I hate getting my hands/fingers greasy and often eat finger foods with a fork and maybe knife too!

Post # 9
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

haha this post makes me laugh.

My Fiance eats like he hasn’t eaten in YEARS and somebody is going to take the food away from him.  I’ve never seen anybody eat so fast.  When we have dinner I’ve only eaten about 1/4 of my plate and he’s already done. It drives me nuts!

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2009

um, YES!  My husband is infantry and when they are out in the field training, they eat as much as they can as quick as they can, because who knows how long it will be until they get another meal…Same thing happened in Iraq.  So, the combination of that and the fact that he’s around guys everything day, and never around women (there are no women in infantry) my hubby’s table manners are less than refined. 

Post # 11
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Helper bee

My SO eats realllllly slowly. I know I eat fairly fast but all his friends even joke about how slowly he eats so it’s extra bad for me. I know this isn’t a gross eating habit so not as bad as the previous posts Tongue out but it drives me nuts. We were on a cruise this summer and when we ate at the buffet places I would get my food, sit down and would politely wait for him while he piled the food on his plate. When he would finally sit down, I would be down with my meal within 10 minutes while he was about half way done. Then when he would finally finish he would want more!!!!!!!! Seriously, I probably sit finished for a good 30 minutes on many occasions while he is still eating….

Post # 12
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

My husband is horrible at slurping (like you would soup) except he does it for the wierdest things.  The biggest one I have noticed is pizza.  I’m not sure how but he slurps pizza.  Its always when its hot and the cheese is stringing and he slurps it into his mouth.  SOOO annoying especially cause we always do pizza and a movie night, so its always when I’m trying to watch a movie!!

Post # 13
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

Lol. You ladies just made me feel so NORMAL. My Fiance can drive me CRAZY when he is eating. He chews SO loudly and it just gets on my LAST NERVE. Then I feel horribly guilty because what a stupid thing to be so annoyed about! lol. I am glad I am not the only one!

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2010

The only big thing I’ve had to get Darling Husband to stop doing was allowing forks/spoons to come into contact with his teeth.  Just thinking about it gives me chills – agh I hate it!!!

Thankfully he hasn’t done it in years (at least, not around me!)

Post # 15
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

Fiance never, ever uses a napkin. While that’s annoying enough, he likes to flick his hands over my food after eating french fries so all the salt from his hands goes onto my food. I’m not entirely certain why, but he finds it hilarious. I’m a huge germaphobe, which makes it even worse :P.

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Fiance is such a MESSY eater.  Floor, table, it ends up everywhere.  The dog takes up a permanent residence under him when he eats because it’s like a gold mine under there.  Plus, he likes to stack his food, so like if we’re having steak, potatoes and green beans, he piles it all up and shovels it in.  It’s weird!

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