- 8 years ago
- Wedding: March 2014
Between the lack of sleep, the new medication I was put on, stopping smoking, and not eating right, the depression monster is rearing its ugly head today bigtime.
I know there are a lot of great dirty jokes in the world–I consider myself something of a connoisseur. But, well, I am at work, and the last thing I need is for the office executives to look over my shoulder and see me reading some iteration of The Aristocrats.
So let’s hear your favorite hilarious, silly, punny or just awful clean jokes. Hopefully it’ll help get me out of this funk.
Q: Why is rap like scissors?
A: Because it always loses to rock!