Post # 1
Me and my Fiance have a cleaner come once a week. I have just come home to sort out lunch before heading to work, she had already been earlier this morning. Walked into our bedroom to see a sex toy there on the bedside table which we used last night. She’s a young cleaner so definitely knows what it is…she even packed it all away in its box with its instructions.
Help me feel better – what are your embarrassing moments?
Post # 2
She is just doing her job. I doubt she cares that you have sex or what your sex life is like.
Post # 3
The fact that she packed it away would also freak me out. 😂
But I suppose all you can do is laugh! If it helps, I’ve worked as a nanny for years and it’s not uncommon to go in to the parent’s room and see lube, toys, lingerie, condoms, etc. I don’t think anything of it. It normally makes me laugh and then I joke about it with my husband later. When I got to work this morning the dad’s jeans and underwear were on the floor beside the couch (What he was wearing yesterday, I assume). He picked them up and I pretended not to notice.
Post # 4
lovelyruby : haha. That’s funny. I guess working in someone else’s house you must see some private things. Haha
Post # 5
happybridetobe1988 : I walked in on my parents having sex at 18….does that count??
Its quite funny. I have pretty traditional parents who were over protective. At the time they kind of insisted on a curfew when I went out at night to clubs and bars. They expected me to knock on their bedroom door to let them know when I got home. I kept arguing about curfew and about the knocking on the door.
Well that night I was pissed that I had to knock on the door and abide by curfew so I knocked on their door hard and loudly to be as obnoxious as I could in protest. Well my hard knock pushed the not properly shut door open. I saw my dad butt naked on top of my mum doing the deed. They were mortified, I was mortified and let’s just say I no longer had to knock and had to abide by curfew!!…😂😂😂
Having that image burnt into my brain for eternity was somewhat worth my freedom as an 18 year old. 😱
Post # 6
cmsgirl : Oh my god!! Hahaha!!
I think I also walked in on my parents, they both sleep naked and I am used to seeing them naked. I once walked in and noticed a lot of moving around and grabbing the sheets….I was sure I had walked in on them but acted normal and quickly left. I then overheard my mum the next day on the phone to my dad saying ‘we need to buy a lock for our bedroom door’. haha
Post # 7
- Wedding: March 2014 - A castle
When I was renting my landlord dropped by to bring a space heater. I thought he’d just put it inside my entry way, but he put one in my bedroom and one in my living room… and had brought a friend. I had just gotten a puppy and he was in his crate, in my bedroom next to my nightstand. I caught him and his friend on their way out of my place when I was going home…. his friend gave me a very odd look. Landlord informed me that they had taken my puppy out and played with him a bit. On my nightstand, right next to his crate… was a sex toy. And then the look made absolute perfect sense. I was pretty mortified and neither one of us ever spoke about it.
Post # 8
happybridetobe1988 : haha…my parents used to have a key for their bedroom door. We all had a key for our bedroom door until the year my sister was 15 and got a really bad school report. My parents wanted to see that she was studying in her bedroom so the key for her door disappeared. She protested that non of us siblings were being held to the same standards so we all had our bedroom keys confiscated. My other sibling got annoyed about this and took the key to my parents room in an act of rebellion abd threw it in the rubbish bin!
In all of that somehow my dad misplaced the keys….so basically no rooms have keys anymore and our locks are from the 70s and they can’t find keys/locks to replace them.
It was pretty funny telling my nephew the story about why granddad and grandma don’t have keys for the locks when he asked 6 months ago. He looked at his mum and said all serious as a six year old that she was very naughty and you should always listen to mummy and daddy!!! 😅
Post # 9
- Wedding: October 2016 - Wedgewood Las Vegas
Not at my home but just as funny in my oppinion…
My hubby and I were taking a weekend getaway in Las Vegas. We had splurged on a very fancy luxury room at our favorite casino/hotel since we were only there a couple of nights. I had brought along some sexy little lacey things and we had some adult fun time early evening before dinner.
After, we got dressed and went out for dinner and drinks. We didn’t make it back to the room until late evening…and that’s when we found out the room came with ‘turn down’ service at night. This means the maid comes in and turns down the bed, pulls the curtains, and just makes the overall place cozy.
Right on top of the neatly turned down bed was my carefully folded lacey thing from earlier….LOL! I’m sure they’ve seen worse, but I was both mortified and laughing my butt off about it.
We go back to the same hotel a couple times a year…and we’ve since learned to carefully tuck away any naughty lacey things now. 🙂
Post # 10
steny03 : I’m sure in Vegas of all places the maids have seen much worse LOL.
Post # 11
kittykax : steny03 : oh in Vegas they definitely have! Darling Husband and I were in Vegas while we were TTC #1 and I was taking Myoinositol (sp?) which is a white, powdery substance you mix into water and drink. I had put it in a ziploc baggie for traveling and you can see where this is going…. When we left for the day it was on the bathroom counter next to the water cup so I would remember to take it, and when we returned that afternoon, housekeeping had tucked it at the very back of the bathroom counter practically hidden by the towels! We had a good laugh about that.
Post # 12
I was helping a friend of ours move into her new apartment a few years ago and her and I were trying to carry this large plastic set of drawers up the stairs. On our way up, one of the drawers flew open spilling panties and a bright yellow dildo out onto the ground! LOL. She was mortified because a few of our guy friends were helping too and they saw the whole thing.
Post # 13
One night my ex slept over when we’d only been dating a few months and I needed to go to work before him so I left him at my apartment with a key. I had just moved (very sloppily since it was the morning after halloween and I was hungover) so things were kind of everywhere. He opened up the drawer to my bedside table looking for tylenol and found:
1) An ENORMOUS bright red dildo
2) Large roll of duct tape
3) Many condoms
4) Hand lotion
(I’m sure there was other random junk in there as well, but those were the main things)
He actually went out of his way to message me at work and be like “umm.. did you have something planned or…” He was into a bit of kink, but it was pretty early in our relationship and the dildo was probably very intimidating.
(For the record the red dildo was a gag gift that i couldn’t have physically used even if I wanted to. Don’t know why i hadn’t just tossed it)
Post # 14
Oh my gosh, I totally forgot my best story! I sort of processed it more from the cleaner’s perspective than yours.
So a few years ago Darling Husband bought me children’s bathtub crayons at the dollar store (as a joke, because my mom thinks it’s childish that I like to take baths, so he bought me a bath toy). One time when Darling Husband was at work, I used the crayons to draw a giant penis in the shower. And then little naked women with huge boobs all around it.
Apparently the apartment above us had a leak, and some guys came in to look at our shower in order to access a pipe or something. And when they opened the shower curtain, there was my gigantic crayon masterpiece of a hairy penis surrounded by naked stick figure women with giant boobs.
I immediately left to go walk the dog, and didn’t come back until I knew for sure they were gone. Ughh 😂😂
Post # 15
Ok it’s not my story but it’s too funny not to share.
My friend and his boyfriend are very kinky and have an apparatus on their bed that ties one person to the bed by both hands and both feet in a “spread eagle” position. I’ve never seen it but apparently it looks quite hardcore. Well they were getting a new mattress and in comes this big, buff guy delivering the mattress and he goes “do you want me to take your old one away and set up the new one?” So my friend goes yeah, do that. So the guy goes in the bedroom and then comes out looking all red and goes “um, you’re going to need to move your…system…before I can do the mattress.” My friend was mortified! Lol!