- 6 years ago
- Wedding: May 2016
I work with a bunch of men ( Fiance included ). Enough said. Although most of the time they treat me like a lady, ( i dont have to take the trash out, clean the grills,get things off shelves so on…) sometimes I am just one of the guys. So I was on today with… We will call him Bob. Bob is kinda like the weird old uncle, completely harmless, but innapropreate most of the time.
Now the servers at the resteurant/bar… they do not have gold stars in the moral standing department, to the extent that we ( the other cooks and I) will some day write a book called “Cold Soup and Hookers”. True story. The servers have told me these things…
Well, we have a running game of where are Tina’s boobs today, as they are litterally in a different spot everyday. Bob has told Tina he likes her boobs, and Tammy’s body, and such. He’s honest at least. He doesn’t really mean anything by it and he is like 70 so I think were good in that direction.
I told him today he was a creepy old man, in an endering way ( which is how the servers actually feel about him) and he did not understand because he thought that it would be better to be honest than to have them be creeped out by the old guy on the line staring at their boobs. Besides ” Its a complement”
I told him, that even though it was a complement, I would still be creeped out if he said ” Birdie, you have nice * insert term for bresteses here*”.
Well, he said that hes to respectful of a Lady * me * to say these things to ME, and he does try not to look, but he can’t help it for i am an attractive young filly.
Thanks Bob… I think.
I think ill take that as a complement to my assets and my moral upbringing.