(Closed) Confession Poll: Choose all that apply.

posted 4 years ago in The Lounge
  • poll: Which of the following are you guilty of?
    Returning an item to the store after you used it or wore it. : (74 votes)
    10 %
    Stealing something worth more than $20 (at any point in your life). : (50 votes)
    7 %
    Lying to make yourself look smarter/richer/more interesting. : (135 votes)
    18 %
    Fantasizing about someone else during sex. : (93 votes)
    12 %
    Kissing a girl (only check this if you're not a lesbian or bisexual). : (110 votes)
    14 %
    Damaging someone else's property and not admitting it or paying for the damage. : (72 votes)
    9 %
    Dropping un-rinseable food but serving it to someone anyway. : (69 votes)
    9 %
    Cheating on someone and never coming clean. : (66 votes)
    9 %
    Spending money meant for bills on something frivolous. : (90 votes)
    12 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    527 posts
    Busy bee

    @bunnyharriet:  I have never pretended that I drank more than I did.  I frequently have downplayed how much alcohol I’ve drunk!!!  Many times!  I always want more alcohol! 

    Post # 5
    Member
    7656 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: July 2012

    I faked sick at my husband’s grandparents house one time. Like not, “Oh I have a stomach ache” sick. He didn’t want to go home becuase he didn’t want his family to judge him, and I did because I HATED being there (there house was 86 degree of torture, no internet, and we had already been there for 3 frickin days). So I went into the bathroom, slapped my cheeks a few times, did some jumping jacks to get my face red, and then faked a cough (which was hard because it hurt so bad to fake cough). I laid on the couch and said how lousy I felt, and he was worried so he took me home.

     

    I did come clean about a month ago (this happened over two years ago). All he did was shake his head. 🙂

     

    Post # 6
    Member
    2069 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: February 2014

    omg i’m naughty :S

    Post # 7
    Member
    3417 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2014 - Lodge

    I had sex with a married man once.  So not proud of myself for that.  I knew it at the time and didn’t care.  I’d had a huge crush on him, we flirted all the time but he was just a player and I knew it.  He tried to play it off like he was such a ladies man and he didn’t want me.  I just wanted to prove I could get him.  He was in a band with a good friend of mine and I went to the recording studio with them.  He and I ended up having sex in the girls bathroom.  Not gonna lie it was FANTASTIC but I shouldn’t have done it.  After we had sex that one time when I’d see him he’d flirt with me again and I basically let him know it was a one time thing, I got what I wanted and I was satified lol.  It was my way of being the pimp for once, I was 20 at the time and he was a older guy in his mid 30’s.

    Post # 8
    Member
    734 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: November 2007

    The two I checked were:

     

    Cheating on an important test (but it’s so easy to do with online classes! Wink) and

     

    Damaging someone else’s property and not admitting to it. However, I say this only because I accidentally tapped someone’s bumper when I was pulling into a very tiny parking deck (I was much younger, 16 years old)- it didn’t do any damage whatsoever to their vehicle or mine, so I just moved along and parked elsewhere. I felt horrible afterwards, though, so I wrote a note on the way out to leave on the windshield but they’d left by the time I was done.

    I honestly can’t think of anything else that I’ve done that is ‘bad’. I’m boring!

    Post # 9
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    965 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: April 2013

    @mrshunnybunches:  Yep yep yep!  I never want to hear those 3 horrifying little words…”You’re Cut Off!” so I (often unsuccessfully) try to play it cool 😛

     

    Post # 10
    Member
    4049 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: January 2014

    @stefanielovesjamie:  Oh, I’ve done the same with the bumper. I was in a parallel parking spot and lightly tapped my neighbor’s front bumper. I got out and couldn’t see any damage, so I just drove off. I felt soooooo guilty though. When I came back to the apartment, she had already driven off somewhere, so I just let it be then.

    I’ve cheated on tests loads of times in high school. I was in honors classes, and I’m telling you, honors kids know how to cheat the best. We’re clever and sneaky. In my AP US History class, my friends and I had whole cheating rings set up for exams. It certainly didn’t help that the teacher would occassionally leave for 5 minutes in the middle of the exam to go to the bathroom, but whatever.

    I’ve also kissed a girl… well, full on made out with a girl several times when I was in junior high. I don’t think that’s too unusual though!

    And I’m sure I’ve dropped food and still served it. I can’t remember a specific instance. I think I did with a burger once.

    Post # 11
    Member
    2485 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: August 2013

    Can we add a “none of the above” option?!

    Post # 12
    Member
    466 posts
    Helper bee

    Haha, great topic.

    I’m also curious about which of these people feel worst about. For me the worst one on this list was having cheated on a test – I have trouble living with that. My school had an honor code so it was easy to cheat, but a truly horrible feeling breaking your word of honor 🙁 Gave me new insight into the depths people can sink to when they’re really desperate – I only cheated in classes where I was likely to flunk the course if I didn’t.

    Post # 13
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    7771 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: July 2010

    This is funny.  Long ago!  My dog ate my housemates ski goggles and I didn’t tell him.  (Again, it was years and years ago.)  He had a dog door (it was two separate apartments, stacked- a two flat- so we weren’t actually roommates, we both lived alone) and she would sneak in there and then I would find things in the yard :/  Mostly just toothpaste or a toothbrush.  She was nuts!

    Post # 14
    Member
    2254 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    @mu_t:  +1. Lol.

    Post # 15
    Member
    593 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: March 2013

    Yikes, I feel bad. I checked:

    Lying to make yourself look smart/richer/more interesting… I wouldn’t say lied but my last job was kinda LAME (especially for someone with a masters) so I made it seem better than it was.

    Damaging someone else’s property and not admitting or paying for the damage… Quite a few years ago, I was at the grocery store with my mom and it was POURING rain. We unloaded the cart and I ALWAYS return it to the cart return but it was far away and raining. No cars was near ours so I just left it out. Well, the wind was BAD that day and as we were pulling out, I saw the cart bag into a car :/ I should have gone back, but I didn’t. Never again, I felt bad for weeks.

    Dropping un-rinseable food but serving it to someone anyways… I do this my husband all the time.. haha but only because I know our floor is super clean. Doubt he’d care anyways.

    Spending money meant for bills on something frivolous… Opps.

    Cheating on an important test or assignment… I haven’t done this since High School but I did back in the day :/

    Pretending to have had more alcohol to drink than you actually had…. Stupid high school/early college days. I am not a drinker (haven’t touched alcohol in 3-4years) but ALL my friends in high school/early college drank so I’d have a drink and “pretend” to be drunk as them. Looking back that was SO stupid..

    Faking an orgasm on a regular basis.. I wouldn’t say a regular basis but it happens often. 

    Post # 16
    Member
    817 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: April 2013

    Well, along the lines of lying:

    When DH and I first got together, I may have been guilty of a lie or two about myself. I honestly didn’t think it was going to be serious AT ALL, so I didn’t see the harm in it.

    To this day, he still has no idea. I mean, it’s kind of awkward to tell him I lied, haha!

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