(Closed) Confession time: Weird things you eat alone in the kitchen

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Post # 62
114 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

What won’t I eat? I’m also guilty of spoonfuls of peanut butter and chunks of cheese. I can not let frosting in my house, or I will eat ALL of it. Within an hour.  Ever make those graham cracker and frosting sandwiches? Soooo good!   I live all by my loners right now, so there’s  weird snacking all day every day. 

My favorite concoction – plain greek yogurt+pumpkin butter+nutella+mini marshmallows. 

That’s a bowl full of happy right there.

Yogurt+cherries and honey warmed in microwave+crumbled up brownie mixed in is also good.

I also like to eat wheat thins and chocolate at the same time.  Weird, but delicious.  Sweet and crunchy!

This could be why I can’t seem to get rid of these lovehandles!

Post # 63
625 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I used to love taking mayonaise and spreading it on a slice of swiss cheese. I have no idea where I picked up this habit, but I know I started when I was a kid. I haven’t done it in years though…

Suddenly I have a craving! O.O

Post # 64
619 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

I worked with a guy who would spread butter on hot potato chips… no bread. That looked yummy! And a carb/fat overdose!

I worked with another girl who would absolutely cover a piece of honeydew/rockmelon in sugar, because she liked the texture. I’m surprised her teeth didn’t rot and fall out of her head immedately…

Fellow vegemite lovers – the other month I made a vegemite and cheese toasted sandwich and I swear the heavens opened and a ray of light shone down upon me… I was like “WHY have I not thought of this before?!”

And the other day, we had no bread and I couldn’t be bothered going out, so I made a batch of pancakes for breakfast and ate them out of the frypan as they cooked… no toppings. Just pancakes.

Post # 65
1074 posts
Bumble bee

I love to cube up an avacado and sprinkle a little salt and hot sauce on it and just eat it with a spoon, or chips if I’m being fancy. My SO thinks it’s really weird, but he also loves to eat food over the sink without a plate so as far as I’m concerned he’s the weird one!

Post # 66
4799 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

I’m guilty of the peanut butter on a spoon, like many of the PPs. DH caught me last week because I forgot to put the spoon away when I was done/ He gave me a look and I was like, “We’re out of bread and I needed my peanut butter, stop judging me!” LOL

Post # 67
1676 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

Butter. Not margarine or butter spread stuff but the real stuff. I love the little packets of butter you get at places like Cracker Barrel. DH thinks it’s hilarious that I’ll bring those home for later. 🙂

Post # 68
71 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Big ass heaping spoonful of Fluff straight from the jar

Post # 69
1518 posts
Bumble bee

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@batwoman:  I LOVE eating avocado with a little salt sprinkled on top (never tried it with hot sauce before).  My Fiance and I have this new thing now where we love to slice up avocado and add some (really good quality) balsamic vinegar on top.  Mmmm so yummy!

My weaknesses for kitchen snacking is CHIPS (tortilla, dorritos, sun chips, etc.), noodles (could eat an entire bowl full with just a little bit of sesame oil, soy sauce, and dash of hot sauce), and something I learned in college waiting tables – add lots of butter to some rice with a dash of hot chili sauce/soy sauce and it’s sssoooo good.   Hope I didn’t gross anyone out, haha!  I have a weakness for savory things, now french fries are my ultimate kryptonite – I can eat those 24/7!!

Post # 70
6109 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

Well I only seem to down a bottle of prosecco only when H is not home!


When I know he’s out camping or something, I’ll get a bottle, dance in the kitchen to Pitbull then watch Say Yes to the Dress while snuggling on the couch with my dog.  I only do this when he’s not home!  That was my Friday night last night.

Post # 71
330 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

I don’t usually eat out of the fridge or cupboard unless it’s fruit, dried fruit or nuts, chocolate or cheese but….

sometimes i make a tiny hole in the lid of the condensed milk and stash it in the fridge….and then whenever I go looking for snacks I kinda drink a lil bit of it…


Post # 72
4997 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Trader Joe’s Cookie Butter (this stuff is unbelievable) on animal crackers. I make a little sandwich out of it and rest it at the counter.

Post # 73
9864 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2019

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@WannaBeeMrsB:  Vegemite is Australian, very salty spread, it is delicious! But then I have grown up with it, many people who aren’t used to it don’t like it. I will occasionally just eat vegemite by itself, not on bread or anything. I also LOVE raw two minute chicken noodles, prefer them raw to cooked!

Post # 74
4973 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

hahaha …..a slice of bread with cheddar cheese melted in the microwave. To top it all off I squeeze a bit of BBQ sauce on top. Gross I know but man does it taste good!!

Post # 75
4496 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

Peanut butter from the jar, which I don’t think is weird, but DH definitely NEVER does this. 🙂

Post # 76
428 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Cheese dip and tortilla chips.  Anytime of day.

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