(Closed) Corrupted Wish GAME

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Post # 138
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

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@clumsylawyer:  Granted! But the house is haunted!

I wish work weeks were only two days long and weekends were five!

Post # 139
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

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@abbie017:  Granted!  But now you earn so little that you can never afford to do anything at the weekend.

I wish it was easier to get my landlord to carry out necessary maintenance on my flat Yell

Post # 140
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Buzzing bee

Granted! But now he is overzealous and ringing you constantly to ask if things need to be fixed. He decides to camp out in the front yard so he’s on call 24/7.

I wish I could stop overthinking things.

Post # 141
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4695 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Granted.  But now everything leaves your mind within seconds – even important things.

I wish I had more energy.

Post # 142
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2268 posts
Buzzing bee

Granted! But now you’re so frenetic, people can’t stand to be around you. You’re an over achiever at work, and people talk crap behind your back because you’re making them look bad. lol.

I wish I could fall asleep as soon as I decide to lie down and go to sleep.

Post # 143
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1360 posts
Bumble bee

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@bunnyharriet:  Granted! But you sleepwalk and end up in the neighbor’s yard every night, causing the cops to be called on many occasions!

 

I wish tomorrow could be my wedding day!

Post # 144
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

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@StefLovesJamie:  Granted! But everything you haven’t already finished never got done, so it’s a total disaster.

I wish I could have a free vacation to Disney World every year.

Post # 145
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1585 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Granted! But you always have to go on the hottest and most crowded day of the year.
 

I wish I could change anything about myself or other people.

Post # 146
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238 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2016

Granted! But you change them for the worse!

 

I wish I was 30 pounds lighter!

Post # 147
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1360 posts
Bumble bee

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@MsTireSmoke:  Granted! But you have to stay that weight forever (through exercise 4 hours a day.)

 

I wish I could get off of work right now and go see FI!

Post # 148
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

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@StefLovesJamie:  Granted! But on your way home you forget something you can’t live without at the office and need to return to get it – then your on your way.

I wish I could make my dogs hip pain go away, he is only 5 yrs. old.

Post # 149
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1893 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Granted! But in return you get the hip pain, and need a hip replacement.

 

I wish i won the lottery

Post # 150
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1360 posts
Bumble bee

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@graygodess20:  Granted! But 1,342,669 other people also get to share the lottery, and the lottery is only 1.5 million

 

I wish I could read everyone’s mind and not have their thoughts all be jumbled in my head!

Post # 151
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

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@StefLovesJamie:  Granted but the mind readings include hearing about your parents’ sexual fantasies.

I wish I was done writing all my thank you cards.

Post # 152
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Buzzing bee

Granted! But you’re only done because nobody gave you anything.

I wish I hadn’t tried to use a glass jar to rescue a mouse from my cat, giving it a heart attack and causing it drop dead right in front of me.

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