Post # 138
Granted! But the house is haunted!
I wish work weeks were only two days long and weekends were five!
Post # 139
Granted! But now you earn so little that you can never afford to do anything at the weekend.
I wish it was easier to get my landlord to carry out necessary maintenance on my flat
Post # 140
Granted! But now he is overzealous and ringing you constantly to ask if things need to be fixed. He decides to camp out in the front yard so he’s on call 24/7.
I wish I could stop overthinking things.
Post # 141
Granted. But now everything leaves your mind within seconds – even important things.
I wish I had more energy.
Post # 142
Granted! But now you’re so frenetic, people can’t stand to be around you. You’re an over achiever at work, and people talk crap behind your back because you’re making them look bad. lol.
I wish I could fall asleep as soon as I decide to lie down and go to sleep.
Post # 143
Granted! But you sleepwalk and end up in the neighbor’s yard every night, causing the cops to be called on many occasions!
I wish tomorrow could be my wedding day!
Post # 144
Granted! But everything you haven’t already finished never got done, so it’s a total disaster.
I wish I could have a free vacation to Disney World every year.
Post # 145
Granted! But you always have to go on the hottest and most crowded day of the year.
I wish I could change anything about myself or other people.
Post # 146
Granted! But you change them for the worse!
I wish I was 30 pounds lighter!
Post # 147
Granted! But you have to stay that weight forever (through exercise 4 hours a day.)
I wish I could get off of work right now and go see FI!
Post # 148
Granted! But on your way home you forget something you can’t live without at the office and need to return to get it – then your on your way.
I wish I could make my dogs hip pain go away, he is only 5 yrs. old.
Post # 149
Granted! But in return you get the hip pain, and need a hip replacement.
I wish i won the lottery
Post # 150
Granted! But 1,342,669 other people also get to share the lottery, and the lottery is only 1.5 million
I wish I could read everyone’s mind and not have their thoughts all be jumbled in my head!
Post # 151
Granted but the mind readings include hearing about your parents’ sexual fantasies.
I wish I was done writing all my thank you cards.
Post # 152
Granted! But you’re only done because nobody gave you anything.
I wish I hadn’t tried to use a glass jar to rescue a mouse from my cat, giving it a heart attack and causing it drop dead right in front of me.