(Closed) Corrupted Wish GAME

posted 8 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 107
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149 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

Granted!  But you keep on having to live in that exact moment when you had go poop  reaaaaalllly bad, in a public restroom, and then you realized there was toilet paper.

 

I wish I had a beer.

Post # 108
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10713 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@jojabri:  Granted but the beer is hot  and sour.

I wish I had more time to get things done.

Post # 109
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2268 posts
Buzzing bee

Granted! But you have so much time, other people are saddling you down with their to-do lists, and you’re running yourself ragged.

I wish I could tell when someone is lying.

Post # 110
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1 posts
Wannabee
  • Wedding: September 2014

Granted! But you soon find out EVERYONE is lying about one thing or another and end up not knowing who is telling the truth.

 

I wish I had a better relationship with my future in-laws.

Post # 111
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10713 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@sune2bmrs:  granted! But now they won’t leave you alone and show up at your house all hours of the day!

I wish I could buy my Halloween costume now… I don’t want to wait another week.

Post # 112
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2268 posts
Buzzing bee

Granted! But you wear it around the house and you’re nosy neighbor thinks a robber has broken into your home. She sends her four crazy chihuahuas after you and they ruin your costume. Then your SO comes home and thinks you have a weird Halloween costume/chihuahuas fetish. (too much? lol)

I wish my SO and I could go home today rather than tomorrow.

Post # 113
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300 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2013 - Colonial Country Club, Ft. Myers, FL

Granted! But when you get home, you realize your toilet exploded and your entire bathroom is filled with poop and you spend the next week scrubbing it off with only a toothbrush.

I wish I could magically drop 30 lbs before my wedding!

Post # 114
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2268 posts
Buzzing bee

Granted! But it drops all the way down to your ankles and leaves you with the most heinous cankles Florida has ever seen.

I wish I had some organic peanut butter and an organic apple right now.

Post # 116
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13094 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

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@Mz Izzie:  Granted!  You figure out what to wear, but you spill your breakfast down the front of it on the way to work!

I wish DH didn’t have to travel this week.

Post # 117
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292 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Granted but you’ll be wearing a 1980’s sequined blue blazer with shoulder pads,non matching harem pants and three inch heels that light up.

i wish you could get the same visual I was having and think I’m as clever as I think I am right now.

Post # 118
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292 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Too slow in posting, apparently not very clever now.

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@Mrs.KMM:  Granted…DH doesn’t have to travel but he’s stuck at home with Chicken Pox for three weeks.

I wished I could eat all of the peppermint stick ice cream I wanted without gaining a pound.

Post # 119
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237 posts
Helper bee

Granted! You don’t gain A pound – you gain fifty!

 

I wish I was good at math!

Post # 121
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13905 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

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@MrsDocHorrorShow:  Granted!  But now you can’t spell at all!

I wish Friday would get here faster!

Post # 122
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10713 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@abbie017:  granted! But now you fly past Friday as fast as the rest of the week and before you know it, it’s Monday again!

I wish I could feel better.

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