Post # 123
Granted – but then you stub your toe and it hurts like a MF 😉
I wish I had the rest of the week off.
Post # 124
Yes! haha 5 nights would kill me!
Granted! But the reason you have the rest of the week off is because you end up in the hospital with a raging butt infection!
I wish I could find the motivation to study.
Post # 125
Granted! But now you’re so motivated you literally live in the library.
I wish I could go on an exotic vacation.
Post # 126
Granted but you get attacked by a wild animal!
I wish I had neato burrito right now without having to get dressed and go out to buy it.
Post # 127
Granted! But you’re not specific enough with your definition of “exotic” so your vacation is to a land where there’s no indoor plumbing and every hotel room comes decorated with mosquito netting!
I wish there was something good on TV!
Post # 128
Granted! But then your hair dresser colored it hot pink.
I wish for permanently clear skin.
Post # 129
Granted! Your skin is now so clear it’s transparent, and you have to wear a mask to keep UV rays out.
I wish the cafeteria had diet ginger ale in the soda fountain.
Post # 130
Granted! But that’s all you’ll ever get to drink from the soda fountain from now on.
I wish I didn’t have to sit through a day of meetings today!
Post # 131
Granted! But now you have to sit through one 9 hour meeting tomorrow with no breaks!
I wish I liked my job!
Post # 132
Granted but you have to scoop dog poop in the park!
I wish I were on a Caribbean cruise!
Post # 133
Granted! But after 1 day on the boat it hits a large, previously unknown coral reef and sinks!
I wish I didn’t have to go to Costco and the grocery store this week!
Post # 134
Granted! But now the only things you have to eat and drink are lima beans, brussel sprouts, and powdered lemonade that’s three years old.
I wish my sprained ankle would heal.
Post # 135
Granted! But you dance around to celebrate it being better, slip and break your wrist instead.
I wish my house would magically tidy and clean itself when I was asleep at night.
Post # 136
Granted! But in the process, your things were re-arranged and now you can’t find anything that you need for the day.
I wish my boyfriend and I lived closer to each other.
Post # 137
Granted! But you’ve now been surgically attached to one another and can’t ever have any alone time.
I wish I could afford to buy a house.