(Closed) Corrupted Wish GAME

posted 8 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 123
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

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@HappilyEverAfter54:  Granted – but then you stub your toe and it hurts like a MF 😉

I wish I had the rest of the week off.

Post # 124
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

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@Rouquine:  Yes! haha 5 nights would kill me!

Granted! But the reason you have the rest of the week off is because you end up in the hospital with a raging butt infection!

I wish I could find the motivation to study.

Post # 125
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

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@Nurse_Bee:  Granted!  But now you’re so motivated you literally live in the library. 

I wish I could go on an exotic vacation.

Post # 126
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@abbie017:  Granted but you get attacked by a wild animal!

I wish I had neato burrito right now without  having to get dressed and go out  to buy it.

Post # 127
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3885 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

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@abbie017:  Granted! But you’re not specific enough with your definition of “exotic” so your vacation is to a land where there’s no indoor plumbing and every hotel room comes decorated with mosquito netting!

I wish there was something good on TV!

Post # 128
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119 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Granted! But then your hair dresser colored it hot pink.

I wish for permanently clear skin.

Post # 129
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177 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

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@PARISviaROME:  Granted!  Your skin is now so clear it’s transparent, and you have to wear a mask to keep UV rays out.

 

I wish the cafeteria had diet ginger ale in the soda fountain.

Post # 130
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13899 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

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@ImDaCat:  Granted!  But that’s all you’ll ever get to drink from the soda fountain from now on.

I wish I didn’t have to sit through a day of meetings today!

Post # 131
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1582 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

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@abbie017:  Granted! But now you have to sit through one 9 hour meeting tomorrow with no breaks!

I wish I liked my job!

Post # 132
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217 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 2024

Granted but you have to scoop dog poop in the park!

 

I wish I were on a Caribbean cruise!

Post # 133
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1582 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

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@DevBrown05:  Granted! But after 1 day on the boat it hits a large, previously unknown coral reef and sinks!

I wish I didn’t have to go to Costco and the grocery store this week!

Post # 134
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238 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2016

Granted! But now the only things you have to eat and drink are lima beans, brussel sprouts, and powdered lemonade that’s three years old.

 

I wish my sprained ankle would heal.

Post # 135
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1114 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

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@MsTireSmoke:  Granted!  But you dance around to celebrate it being better, slip and break your wrist instead.

I wish my house would magically tidy and clean itself when I was asleep at night.

Post # 136
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328 posts
Helper bee

 Granted! But in the process, your things were re-arranged and now you can’t find anything that you need for the day.

 

 I wish my boyfriend and I lived closer to each other.

Post # 137
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

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@Livelifeveryday:  Granted!  But you’ve now been surgically attached to one another and can’t ever have any alone time.

I wish I could afford to buy a house.

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