(Closed) Craziest Thing You've Done While TTC

posted 5 years ago in TTC
Post # 2
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

We have been TTC for exactly 1 month (unsuccessful so far) and I’ve already made the leap to, we need IVF, we don’t have $$ for IVF, we have to sell the house we just bought 1 year ago (and dumped $20k into), and if I am barren and we can’t have kids, we also need to sell our big ass house.  This is after 1 month of trying.  I’m crayyy-zeeee!

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2017

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dispup:  ha, you should try 6 years you’ll of gone completely insane by now lol

 

erm, for the question… black market drugs, constant weekly blood tests for years, having dye injected into my womb, spare time spent reading the laws of different countries surrounding embryo adoption/surrogacy/IVF and complications, bulk buying tests in the 100s, soon to be having needles that will be rammed through the vagina and into the ovaries (and lets not even get started on the collection of proffesional ‘turkey basters’ in my bedroom draw)

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

for several cycles I didn’t buy more tampons after AF was over because I was convinceddddd I’d get my bfp the next cycle! it’s not fun dashing out to buy tampons when AF showed up! Lol ive learned my lesson. 

 

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

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Mrs. Meowerson:  jealous of your Kate spade diaper bag by the way! 

Y’all should see my private “baby” pinterest board 🙈 Haha! 

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

We are 1 year away from TTC…. and im a bit weird already…. im paying way more attention to strollers… i have picked out which crib I want and what building we are moving to into a 2 bedroom after the wedding, i so wanna start a baby registry wtf seriously… and every time i see pregnancy tests on sale i keep wanting to buy them then i have to remind myself that I should just get the cheapies in amazon once we are TTC… what else.. oh i have a list of midwifery clinics  that i will be calling as soon as i get a BFP cause apparently sometimes you gotta wait for months before a spot opens up and you get your midwife. I have researched prenatal yoga classes, and hypno birthing classes as well as placenta encapsulation service. I looked up what schools/daycares and playgrounds are around the building we wanna move to… and i keep seeing babies everywhere. Like everyone is having a baby i swear. Oh amdbI know which hospital I want to deliver at and the midwifery cl8nic that has priviledges there is #1 on my list. I have a secret Pintetest baby board, i save links to some articles and items….i have a baby stuff forler on my computer.. i have a list of baby names and I pay attention to diaper bags.. and i have rraserched what prenatals im gonna start and some fote Fiance too. Im a weirdo.

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

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Mrs. Meowerson:  that is so cute!! i love it!! 

Post # 11
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Busy bee

Testing the consistency of my CM in my fingers. Tasty.

Post # 12
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

Clenching down below super tight so my period doesn’t start! Cos that will help me get pregnant!

Prodding my boobs all throughout the tww to see how sore they are!

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Soooo many things I don’t even know where to start.  And probably some of the things aren’t crazy as a stand alone thing, but in total are just beyond something I would have believed.  

Post # 14
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Buzzing Beekeeper

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btob17:  +1. I joked with my husband that doctors see my vagina more often than he does now that we’re in IUI land. This past cycle I actually kept a running tally of the number of different doctors/nurses I encountered during my follicle monitoring and IUI procedure. It was FIVE! In the span of 15 days I had 5 new people see my hoo-ha and shove things up it! 

Otherwise anything crazy I did was Clomid induced and I can’t be held responsible for it  😛 

Post # 15
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

I used to break apart the FRER tests to try and find that second line……

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