Member- mebless
- 11 years ago
- Wedding: September 2011
These are hilarious!! At my fiance’s older brother’s wedding (we had been dating for 5 years at the time and longer than his brother and wife actually) the FOB stood up to give a toast after the Maid/Matron of Honor, Bridesmaid or Best Man and my fiance. His toast lasted for *no i’m not kidding* 45 minutes! He kept repeating himself saying, I know I should stop, but this is my last child and you just have to listen. Then he proceeds to find all of his immediate family and my fiance’s family and me in the audience and say, “well we’re just a big happy family now, except you (looking at me and pointing) because you aren’t really part of this family.” He also drove this point home repeatedly. Thanks buddy!
Another wedding we were at this summer all the groomsmen stood up on the dinner tables and proceeded to auction off a dance for the bride. They were dancing all over the tables and stole the mic from the DJ. The bride, who is extremely modest and shy was horrified. On a happier note, the dance went for $2500. 🙂
Another wedding we were at, the DJ had the MOB, bride and groom go out on the dance floor. He had the bride sit down in a chair and told the MOB to hold the groom’s hands behind his back. He then told the groom to get the garter with his teeth, while MOB held his hands. The DJ then announced, “MOB, this is the last time you will ever be able to control what *the groom* does with his hands to your daughter” This might have been funny if the Groom’s father wasn’t a pastor and the bride’s family wasn’t uber holy. Yikes!
