(Closed) Craziest things you've seen/read on Facebook lately.

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Post # 122
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1796 posts
Buzzing bee

@kes18:  This girl posted a picture of the most overcooked looking steak and some soggy broccoli the other day. It just looked pitiful, but I guess she was proud…LOL

Post # 123
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3172 posts
Sugar bee

@MrsNewDay:  He just turned 24 and thinks that the world revolves around him. He had his party about 2 hours away and got mad when almost more than half of the people he invited couldn’t make it.

Post # 124
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462 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Oh I just remembered a really good one I saw the other day. 

“It’s too cold to be outside. I don’t know how homeless people do it. ” 

Post # 125
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183 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

@allyfally:  lol I thought it was funny in the sense that they did what the family in A Christmas Story did (I’m asian and I’m not really offended) but I can see how it is offensive because he added in the Fa ra ra ra part lol

Post # 126
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246 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I have a “friend” that posts literally every. Single. Detail. Of her life. Actually, I have a few of them, but this one will post 15 pics of her table set for Christmas, 40 selfies, and 10 pics of the alcoholic beverages she consumed in one day. 

Post # 127
Hostess
9694 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: March 2014 - Chicago, IL

I had to block FI’s cousin’s baby’s mama (god that’s a mouthful) because she literally posts a status every time she pumps, changes a diaper, puts the baby for a nap, etc etc. She messaged me the other day telling me to share her sanctimonious blog about being a first time mom, where her first post is “Everyone has opinions and don’t listen to any of them.” And the second is “Breast feeding is the only way.” hypocritical much? Then she tells me how she’s pumping for a friend who doesn’t have enough milk, but isn’t going to bother to tell her she smokes a pack of cigarettes a day!!!! 

My mom’s god daughter constantly posts status like “whose got weed for sale?” and pictures of stolen cell phones “for sale.” WTF!? Then later posts the article about two teens arrested for theft. Cool!!

One of my cousins has a public custody battle/cry for child support rant almost daily with her ex.

 

Post # 128
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290 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

A random kid from high school and his baby mama had a very Facebook-public breakup complete with families slinging mud and many subcontext statuses. He posted a picture of his sleeping baby a few weeks ago with the caption “Regrets…”

 

I hope he means that he regrets that he couldn’t work it out with his ex-girlfriend but it sure looks like he regrets the baby. Eek.

Post # 129
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1639 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

@MistySoda Woooooooooooooooooow.

Post # 130
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1782 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

I saw a post about 2 months ago – my fiances cousin’s wife has done one of those #’s games. Where someone assigns you a number (like 7) and then you list 7 things about you. Well, she got #8 – and here is what her list looked like at #5. Wishing (husbands first name) and I hadn’t had a big wedding. Ugh, if I could redo it again, we would run off and elope.

I don’t know why anyone would say that – when you’re friends with all the family on FB and I am sure everyone saw it. It was on her FB page for about a week and then it disappeared. I still wonder why she wrote that? And now it is like it never happened, even though a lot of people KNOW it did and SAW it.

 

Post # 131
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1782 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@FutureDrAtkins:  I also blocked my fiance’s sister in law (brother’s wife) on FB – because at first it was all about her and him, like over-kill, then it was all about them attending Catholic church together (ugh), then like I called it – they got engaged and it was all about their engagement, then it was all about the wedding *eyes rolled*, then it was all about the after wedding excitement (eye’s still rolling, I may be half cross-eyed by the end of this I thought) – then it was all about the honeymoon (sigh), then it was all about a BRAND NEW CAR (vomit), then it was all about their house (well, damn it- I am starting to look like the devil – my eyes won’t roll back), then it was all about “We’re PREGNANT” – *vomit* didn’t see that coming – yea right – we all KNEW that was just right around the bed post, then it was all about her pregnancy, for as far as I could tell she has been the only preganant woman ever, no one else has ever had a baby, we were all teleported here from another galaxy, it was like she was Virgin Mary. And this is when I mysteriously BLOCKED her from my wall. Occasionally my fiance and I go onto her page just to ease-drop but my eyes are finally not crossed anymore and my sanity has been restored. All because of 1 human who continues to post too many intimate details about her life. *I am trying to be funny, but in all honesty- I really did block her, she is loathsome.

Post # 132
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84 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

This… Hahahah

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