Post # 1
lol, I couldn’t resist this! The last chapter in our premarital counseling book is about sex and it has a hilarious question that I had to share. So ladies, give me the expected forecast for your wedding night!
This is the exact wording from our book 🙂
Which weather phenomena best expresses what you anticipate your honeymoon night will be like?
A. A tornado: Focused, fast moving, intense, wild and unpredictable
B. A hurricane: Powerful, methodical, slow moving, calm surrounded by incredible turbulence
C. A blizzard: Wind chill at 20 degrees, everything comes to a standstill, whipping sleet followed by pristine wispy blankets of sparkling snow
D. A thunderstorm: A little of everything–lightning, thunder, wind, rain, and hail
E. Heat lighning: Electrical fireworks off in the distance but nothing really happens where you are
F. Soaking rain: A cold, depressing shower that dampens your enthusiasm
lol, what does C even mean? You’re staring at each other and don’t know what to do? And poor girls that are expecting a depressing shower!
Post # 3
I have no idea what C means!
Post # 4
um if your choice is F maybe it’s time to reconsider
Post # 5
@Meowkers: For some reason C seems calming, like the whole world around you stops, and it’s just you and your Darling Husband and nothing else matters in the world.
Post # 6
I think we had the same book because I definitely remember this question! It was so awkward discussing this with the pastor!
Post # 7
OMG we had the same book too. We just had our last session on Wednesday and our mentor couple just rolled their eyes and said it was the dumbest thing they ever heard. And then proceeded to explain why we needed a good quality lubricant. HA!
Post # 8
@Ginger123: lol, that’s hilarious! Our mentor couple is pretty awesome, but we’ve only had one session so far so we haven’t quite gotten to the topic of lube, I’m skipping ahead!
Post # 9
this is funny!! – my wedding night involved me crying in bed reading all our cards – asking Darling Husband to go steal a cigarette from my brother and then passing out. i saved all my energy for the honeymoon – at least thats what i like to think.
is that on the list?
Post # 10
@kala_way: Yeah they got way more into it than I thought they would. But they are cool.
Post # 11
I’m giggling like a 12-year-old over here trying to imagine what FI’s answer would be.