(Closed) Cringe-worthy humble bragging!

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2017

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emmabird :  well if it’s just for fun…”help my diamond is too big” 

 

i mean come on, big diamonds are pretty! Stop complaining 😜

Post # 3
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Bee Keeper

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emmabird :  How about, “I’m so tired from my vacation.” 

Post # 4
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2017

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sweatergal007 :  haha good one! 

 

Heres another: “ugh my boobs are too big” 

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Buzzing Beekeeper

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sweatergal007 :  heard this today lol

“My wife wants to take me to Cancun for my birthday next weekend but I like to have a month to plan not a week. Should we bring the kids? It’s only $1000 more, hardly anything.” 

Edit- oh I’m sorry, it is to go to a beautiful 5 star all inclusive. He was asking if I have been to one. Insert my humblebrag in return. Oh well

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

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emmabird :  “my full time office job is so exhausting..” boo fucking hoo. I dont have a full time job and I’m exhausted looking for it. And my part time job has me probably more exhausted than your full time office job does (I’m a nurse, a fat nurse) on my feet the entire time I’m at work.. and then I come home and sit on my ass at my “office job” aka computer desk, looking for a full time job. Fuck, just writing this is startimg a pitty party in my head. 

Post # 9
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

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sweatergal007 :  I wish they could stab themselves in the eyes with their drink umbrellas

Post # 10
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

Oh and my all time favourtite.. coming form one of my coworkers… “Ana omg Im so tireeeeeeerd”,”why are you tired?” I just worked a double yesterday at my other place and now I’m here this evening and then i gotta go work right at my other place…” MOFO. Well maybe if you didnt work 4x8hours shifts at 2 jobs in a 48 hour period…. people like me could have a fucking full time job. 😡😡😡 you cant have 2 full times jobs and not be fucking tired. But please dont complain … cause if I start complainimg about not having 1 full time job, you will never hear the end of it. So STFU.

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

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ana2017 :  I’m not sure that’s a humble brag. It sounds pretty legitimate.

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

“Thanks to my girlfriend for throwing me a birthday party, even though we’re both so tired from our flight back from our vacation in Florida”

Post # 13
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Rocky Mountains USA

My sister in law who annoys the shit outta me just posted this long thing about how depressing it is when guys are hitting on you constantly because you’re attractive and what a burden being attractive is and how she just wants an emotional connection (with the strangers at the bar?!) rather than everyone trying to sleep with her. 

Pro tip, attractive people don’t post on Facebook about how attractive they are! She’s always been the person who gets hit on once and makes a several week long story about it. Meanwhile those for whom it’s a fact of life know how humble-braggy it is to talk about that, and they don’t do it! Puke.

(lol – is it humble bragging if I say those OF US who get hit on a lot know better than to humble brag about it? Haha. How very meta 😛 Seriously though. Don’t do it, it’s annoying to everyone.)

Post # 14
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

I hate people humble bragging, people who whine and complain (and yes I’m looking at you PP) and people who in general post long Tumblr-esque posts about not judging them and “no one knowing the real them”.

I actually hate most things.

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2017

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slomotion :  Haaaha. It reminds me of every Maury episode. “YOU DON’T KNOW ME! STFU!!!!”

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