(Closed) Damn you autocorrect!

posted 4 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

haha thats a good one. and now im craving sloppy joes!!!

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

@MrsUNClover:  Bahahahahahaha!!! I can’t think of any super bad ones of my own off the top of my head, but more than once, in the midst of a heated text battle discussion, I’d say something like “I’m ducking serious!” or “He cheated on you?! He is such a ducking low-life.” Yeah, kinda takes away the whole point…

Post # 7
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@MrsUNClover:  lol omg! Ya my phone autocorrects the dumbest stuff. Luckily I catch it like 90 % of the time. But today I emailed a vendor from my phone and it autocorrected (although not as bad as sloppy hoes!) I was pretty embarrassed.

Post # 9
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@MrsUNClover:  hahaha at least it was your fiance!

Edit: Husband, sorry!

 

Post # 10
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

I just signed an email to one of my higher-ups as, “Desire.” The extra “e” on the end of my name makes all the difference…

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2018

Lol nice!! That’s hilarious! I used to be addicted to damnyouautocorrect.com

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

My friend and I were planning on getting together to cook dinner.  I tried to text “What time do you want to try to cook?”  It came out as “What time do you want to try toxoplasmosis?”

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2014 - UK

My FH’s phone does that (I turned off autocorrect on mine because it does my nut in), but I get an awful lot of angry ducks, and once instead of ‘Hurrah!’ I got a text just saying ‘Bureau!’

Post # 14
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Helper bee

Haha! Sloppy hoes. Sounds… Delicious? I was once planning dinner for a friend and sent her a text asking if she fancied “Roasted vegetables and anus anus?”

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

@MrsUNClover:  I had something similar to that happen. My fiancé was telling me what he wanted from McDonald’s for breakfast. He wanted to say “hotcakes” but instead it said “hoecakes”. My question is, why does iPhone think that “hoecakes” is a legit word? What is a hoecake?

Post # 16
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Buzzing bee

My worst was when I tried to comment on a pic of a friend’s young child on Facebook. I tried to say, “Awww she’s so adorable!” Autocorrect changed it to, “Awww she’s so doable!” Niiiiice autocorrect. 

 

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