(Closed) Dear Blank Please Blank

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
Member
998 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Dear co-worker,

Please refrain from talking to me while I am using the ladies room. It creeps me out that you insist on having a conversation while I am emptying my bladder. 

 

Thanks,

Privacy Please!

Post # 4
Member
5977 posts
Bee Keeper

Dear Co-Worker,

Please stop running around telling everyone you’re worried about getting fired. Instead of doing that…do your job and you might not get fired. I’m tired of picking up your slack.

Thanks,

Doing Double Work

Post # 5
Member
5075 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

Dear Neighbors,

Please stop shooting off fireworks until 1 am.  The Fourth of July was almost a month ago.

(and please put on a shirt while you’re at it)

 

Thanks,

Your soon-to-be-completely-unhinged neighbor  

 

Post # 6
Member
2025 posts
Buzzing bee

Buahaha, these are funny!

Dear Boyfriend,

Please buy me a pretty ring soon so we can get married and I can stop obsessing over it.

Thanks, 

You Gf’s tummy that is sure to be near an ulcer

 

OKay… jk.

 

But seriously – 

Post # 7
Member
11234 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013

@OneOfTheseDaysAlice:  Oh, yes, this.

Dear callers,

Please don’t get angry with me because so-and-so isn’t at his desk/isn’t here/isn’t picking up his line. That’s really not my problem. I can put you in voicemail or you can call back later. 

Sincerely,
The new girl

Dear specific caller today,

You called and asked for H, and I told you that he was gone for the day. You said you’d take whoever was available, so I gave you M. You HUNG UP ON M and called back and asked for anyone but M. Look, I’m sorry, but that’s who I had available. Two guys were on vacation today, H left early, and the other guy went out to watch the counter. Don’t get mad at me because I did what you asked.

Sincerely,
I hate you.

Post # 8
Member
7609 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

I’ve gotten lost on that website for hours before!

Post # 9
Member
5296 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 1993

Dear MSN,

STOP SPOILING EVERY OLYPMIC EVENT I WANT TO WATCH! I wasn’t even trying to get to the internet today, I just need a browser to access a work program and right there in giant letters and pictures you tell me. Asshats. 

 

Signed,

Someone who has switched every browser that they use to Yahoo.

Post # 10
Member
248 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Dear bank that I had an interview with today,

Please hire me! I really want to make babies with my husband, but I can’t do that until I get working again. So basically, please hire me so I can get rid of my baby fever.

Sincerely,

Waiting on pins and needles

Post # 11
Member
3583 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Dear Candidate,

Thank you very much for looking appropriate for your interview.  And for being well spoken and pretty darn funny.  I am sad that I have to interview more people for hte job because I really just want to hire you.

-Me

 

Dear Coworkers,

I get that I am the office manager but instead of telling me that the copier you’re using it out of ______, why don’t you save yourself the time of trying to track me down to report this travesty and just take care of it yourself.  It is not rocket science and frankly I am tired of wiping your a$$ all the time.

-Me

Post # 12
Member
11234 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013

Dear anyone who calls here,

Please stop interrupting me when I answer the phone. All I say is “[Company], this is [name], how can I help you?” There’s no need for you to cut in and start talking before I get through the company name. Also? Rude. Don’t then yell at me because I made you repeat whatever it was you said; I couldn’t hear you while you were trying to talk over me.

– Me

Post # 13
Member
475 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Dear bosses,

Please provide me with the work I was hired to do so that I am not getting paid to sit here on WB all day feeling like a guilty, worthless bum. This is not a skill that I can put on my resume.

Sincerely,

Bored cubicle dweller.

Post # 14
Member
1004 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Dear co-worker,

 

When I am trying to take someone’s order over the headset, it is 98% impossible when you keep interjecting on the “secret” line with smart-a** comments making fun of every southern accent you hear, and laughing your hyena laugh in my ears. Next time it happens, I WILL snap.

 

– Newbie/transfer who actually gives a d*** about the customers and does not make fun of people to make herself feel superior.

Post # 15
Member
546 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

Dear Tourists,

Please stop asking me stupid questions.  Such as where is the beach?  Keep walking East I promise you will hit it (one block from where we are).  Also please refrain from unfolding the same t-shirt in 5 sizes because you are too stupid to read the bin tag signs.  Also you don’t need to unfold 10 of the same shirt either. 

And stop asking me what Est 1981 means.  The same thing it means on any shirt the year a univeristy, town, state was founded.  Yes, I am aware this strip of land was here prior to that, we didn’t just add land, however it was not incoroprated until then.  No its not a 31 year old shirt!

 

Thank You,

The girl who has spent 20+ years answering your stupid questions in her family business.

Post # 16
Member
1309 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Dear song writers.

Stop changing lyrics I remember as being cute and romantic into sad ones. I can’t keep changing my wedding playlist forever!!

Sincerely,

Person who can’t use Love of my life and Best of my love in her wedding.

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