Post # 1
- Wedding: June 2012 - Glades Pike Winery, Somerset, PA
-Drumming your fingers on your keyboard
-Slapping your hands on your belly like it’s a drum
-Chewing with your mouth open
-Clicking your tongue
-Making fart noises with your lips
Or I’m going to punch you in the face.
A very pissed off Miss Wizard
Ugh. I share an office with this guy and I CANNOT STAND HIS NOISES. Constantly it’s keyboard-drumming, belly-drumming, open-mouth-chewing, lip-farting. It’s like a chorus of all the grossest, most irritating noises in the world.
Who else shares office space with someone with gross/annoying habits?
Post # 3
Haha me! My coworker chews with his mouth open very loudly. He also has these hand weights or whatever that squeek like other. Soo annoying!
Post # 4
Uh oh. You went and done it now…
My annoying coworker: Chews with her mouth open, baby talks with her husband over the phone (what 58 y/o woman does that with others around!?), complains about her lack of money and her impending foreclosure, yet buys breakfast and lunch every day… I could go on. I can’t stand her.
Post # 5
Uh ohh….I’m gunna rant now…..If you can afford your daycare payments, maybe you should quit smoking and buying coffee 4 times a day!! Or no i dont care that your daughter is pregnant…again…with a different guy….and you dont like your wife….well you married her, and i’m sure she would love to hear what you tell everyone in the office about her. And all the gross coughing by 4 different people is getting on my nerves!
Post # 6
I feel your pain.
I get to listen to crap music and/or stupid youtube junk most of the day ALL DAY LONG. If it’s not that it’s personal phone calls and the annoying voice of my coworker that I get to hear.
To make it worse, I have a TON of work to get done for the rest of the week and haven’t been able to concentrate on anything because of all the distraction. AND I left my phone at home so I can’t drown out his noise with my own.
Forget complaining about it, the last time I did, they thought I was being funny. I’m not. Hate. It. Ugh.
Post # 7
@LiliKitty: Wow, almost the same problems here! Constantly on the phone with her mom or her Boyfriend or Best Friend, baby talks a lot thinking it’s funny, constantly screws up the basic functions of our job, comes in late, calls in all the time, but waits until 8:00 am to do so, and the worst, is horribly passive aggressive which I have no tolerance for. This lady is 52, just bought her first house, but used her retirement money to do so and then complains about how money is tight. But goes out to lunch and brags about going out to dinner all the time. I just want her to go away!!!!
Post # 8
- Wedding: September 2012 - Mother of the Bride's residence
I have two new people in the office, and one of the only people who knows what she’s doing is out of town, leaving me to train the new people on jobs I don’t know how to do — one of them is awesome, the other is stressing me right out!