(Closed) Dear Uterus

posted 4 years ago in TTC
  • poll: How should I spend Memorial Day weekend?
    grading 9th grade English essays : (1 votes)
    2 %
    sleeping : (4 votes)
    7 %
    plying with the dog : (8 votes)
    14 %
    BD'ing every time I can : (27 votes)
    47 %
    drinking heavily : (18 votes)
    31 %
  • Post # 4
    1613 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    As a teacher myself, I love this.  My uterus gets an proficient in thermal shift that indicates ovulation, but only a basic in producing an LH surge that results in a positive OPK.  It defintely below basic when it comes to having a fertilized egg take up residency!

    Post # 5
    1613 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    Ps… I wanted to vote for two things for your weekend, but I couldn’t.  I think you should drink heavily and BD every time you can.

    Post # 6
    1660 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: January 2012

    haha this is awesome.  I say keep BDing all you can… and play with your dog, because pups need some fun too. 🙂

    Post # 9
    1613 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    @Glasgowbound:  Yeah, I don’t really have good data on that either because it is my 2nd month as well.  I am hoping I don’t need the 5 data points to really determine mastery though!

    Post # 10
    297 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: December 2012

    @onyx81:  As a teacher, I think this is one of the best replies I ever read! (the one with proficient, advanced, etc)


    Post # 11
    3314 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: October 2010

    I’m pretty sure mine would simply read:

    “Dear Uterus,

    I want a divorce.”

    Post # 12
    630 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: November 1999

    I’m just a lurker here, but I wanted you to know that was the best laugh I’ve had in WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂


    (for the record: I voted for the drinking…)




    Post # 13
    8140 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: October 2012

    This made me laugh :). I voted BDing and i wanted to vote drinking too. Incorporate both or drink with your husband and then have some fun 😉

    Post # 14
    1272 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    @Glasgowbound:  I wish there were a like button on this site sometimes! 

    Post # 15
    748 posts
    Busy bee

    @Glasgowbound:  Haha awesome!!!  I voted playing with your dog, because sometimes I get pretty damn tired of BD’ing all the damn time, and hiking off-leash with our pup makes me relax 🙂

    Although drinking heavily sounds good too!

    Post # 16
    2963 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    Dear Uterus,

    Thank you for apparently giving me the unique ability to clean a bathroom. At least that’s what most men in my life believe.

    BTW, “that time of the month”? I don’t miss it AT ALL.

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