(Closed) delivery room drama!

posted 6 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 3
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@cacamillis:  ROFL these are awesome! thx for sharing

Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

these are so funny to read! but what the heck is with all the nutty acronyms?? 

anyone know the following.. “my Darling Husband (know this), a DuH at the time”..DuH?

CO SIL?

put on TO?

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

This is honestly what I am afraid of the most!

My in-laws live TWO BLOCKS AWAY from Darling Husband and I, and I am terrified these stories will soon be one of mine! Ugh…. I don’t want anyone coming until the day after Dirty Delete is born. I really hope that being drugged up will not make me spineless.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2010

@sorrycharlie: no flippin clue…I read past them.

Post # 7
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

I love these stories.  As a first time mom, it makes me feel a little more relaxed knowing I can brace myself for the worst on delivery day.  Plus, some of these are so outrageous that’s it very enertaining.  Kudos to ladies for sharing their cautionary tales.

The acryonyms driving me freakin’ nuts too.  I had to google some of them.  I still don’t know what DuH means.  I finally gathered that “TO” means “time out” and I caught all the in laws and “family of origin” titles (some only by googling them).  But some of them are almost impossible to know just from context.  C’mon!  Speak freakin’ English! Lol.  I’ve never been a fan of text speak.

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

hahaha, I was pretty sure DuH was a play on her Darling Husband having a ‘duh’ moment..like come on, get off the phone!!

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

@Foolhardy:  I knew sister-in-law, but what’s the CO at the beginning? crazy, something? lol

Post # 10
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Newbee
  • Wedding: September 2011

@Foolhardy:  Oh the acronyms!!  No offense to anyone but I like typing whole words  🙂  Acronyms remind me too much of managers meetings.

I couldn’t stop reading the stories!  We will try our best to make our wishes clear as I’m a very private person and I’m sure having people watching me and making a fuss will slow my labor progress.  I read Ina May’s Guide to Childbirth while we were still trying. It’s great, it gets into why labor might fail to progess and one of the reasons is the labor environment. 

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2009

These stories are so hysterical (and scary). In addition to my husband and doula, I’m having my mom and sister there, too. My sister’s job is to babysit my mom. I love her but she thinks she knows everything and I’m afraid she might try to do the midwife’s job.

Oh and I think I’ve figured out DuH. Darling Husband is Dear Husband and DuH is Dumb Husband…or at least that’s what I think it means since every instance that it was used the husband was doing something stupid. Smile

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