Post # 1
So curiseing though my news feed on FB ladeda,….
I have two ex’s on my fb from highschool. Today alone one posted about how he thinks the government made spy drone out of misquitos and uses them to alternately spy on people in the south after the secession threats AND infect them with N1H1….
The other posted today..
“Got hit by a car for the 4th time in my life.”
Just what? What a car? A fucking car like one that drives car car with tires car?
“Yeah. I’m fine though. Not even a headache this time”
THIS TIME! NOT A HEADACHE THIS TIME.
Post # 3
Lol.. and this is why I dont follow my ex on facebook. Dont wanna know nor do I care what hes doing.
Post # 4
Cat meme for reference….because…cat memes.
Post # 5
The other night one of my ex’s from high school posted this:
“Who’s goin to the WIZ concert tonight? You know I’m in that! WE TRIPPY MANE!!!“
I thought to myself, how old are we now and you act like your still in high school? Oh yeahhhhh that’s why I dumped you! lol
Post # 6
My EX posted on FB for months about how he was saving for a motorcycle. I thought right away that this would be a recipe for disaster, as he is a huge clutz. Well literally just 1 week after he got his shiney new motorcyle he crashed it. Thankfully he was fine, but the bike was completely totalled.
Also, one time he decided to try and build his own PC (he is NOT a tech savvy person) and spent thousands of dollars on parts for it… and ended up frying almost all of them.
As you can tell he tends to waste money a lot in really stupid ways lol. He works at an Olive Garden, so it’s not like he’s got a lot to spare.
Post # 7
They did when we were together. I don’t care what they do now.
Post # 8
One of my exes posts rap lyrics as every status he posts. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. most about haters, hoes, and how he’s a boss. I cringe thinking about how I ever liked him. I mean he wasnt a terrible guy but he’s just kind of a weirdo lol.