Post # 92
Wow, I am really shocked to see all the responses – NOT what I though the answers would be at all!
I don’t do either in front of my Darling Husband. I am extremely shy about bodily functions and need my privacy. And I expect Darling Husband to be the same way around me, I mean sometimes you can’t control a little gas, but otherwise it’s a perfectly civil environment. Lol!!!
Post # 93
This is my favorite post! I emailed it to my fiance!! 🙂
Post # 94
This is such a great thread! My husband and I are so comfortable together. He says that pooping in front of him doesn’t make him want to bang me any less. Haha!
Post # 95
We don’t poop or pee in front of each other. We TRY not to fart (by leaving the room or something), but it happens. We burp, but we don’t force them, you know. Burps kind of sneak up on you.
Post # 96
Yes to both. Living in an apartment you don’t get much privacey anyway. haha.
Post # 97
I don’t go out of my way but if it happens, it happens! I do shut the door when I poop because that is just weird for me not too. Funilly enough I could care less if the door is open when I pee or not.
Post # 98
Fart… sure. Poop… nah. Our bathrrom is connected to so him knowing that I am pooping is good enough. I don’t want him coming in and basking in it. But when I’m done I usually warn him to give it a few first… if he has to pee real bad though, he goes in and yells out “WHEW!! That one was a nuclear BOMB babe!!” I like to turn the fan on because hearing ANYONE poop (even my own) just kinda of grosses me out.
Post # 99
Yes I would fart in front of my Fiance, only because he wanted me to be at his house every weekend. So one day I couldnt hold it any longer. I can’t pee, take out a tampon, or poop with him in the room. Only person I can pee in the room with is my mom. Other than that, I need privacy. One time I was slp and I was so lighting his leg up farting on it. Bwahahahaha. Super funny. But he never would do it in front of me tho. IDK.
Post # 100
My grandmother, who is a genteel southern belle, claims that she has never done either of those things in her life. I’m not kidding. She’s an educated career woman, widow of a Marine Colonel, mother of a doctor (for goodness’ sake!) and she will go to her grave insisting that she has never done such a thing. It cracks me up.
She has this really lovely Georgia accent, so when she says “I have never” it sounds like “I have nevvv-uh.” So when I accidentally release a little air in front of my Fiance, our joke is that he’ll accuse me of it, and even thought it was completely obviously me, I’ll just be mock indignant and say: I have nevvv-uh, sir!
I do only poot (that’s the southern-girl word for “fart”) in front of my Fiance if it’s by accident or I’m in real pain trying to hold them in. Sometimes after a certain meal or on a long car ride, you can make yourself truly painfully miserable if you don’t just let things free.
As for the other one, I feel completely differently. I can’t even stand the thought of him KNOWING that I’m doing that. I will take a completely unnecessary shower to cover the sound and smell if need be.
The absolute worst it staying with FI’s family, just because of where the bathroom I use is placed in the house and how it’s a sliding door, not a real door, that doesn’t really contain sound or smell. My whole existence when I visit them is ruled by trying to find times to complete normal digestion, or else being doubled over in pain.
Post # 101
lol, the way you worded the question is pretty funny! because i can see that for sure some people do it and are comfortable with it…..but does that mean they go out of their way to do it?!! like to me that means, if you have to fart and you are in a different room, you will hold it in, go out of your way to find your husband, then let it out! LMAO! my guess is no one does that!
Post # 102
@purpleunicorn: Ha! I feel as if my Fiance does that to me, saving up his best (e.g. worst) gas to release near me. I’m sure it’s not true, but I can’t help but feel persecuted when I’m in a teargas attack – it’s just so bad I can only think of it as deliberate.
This man is the best man I have ever met out of many I’ve dated, and the things that come out of his bottom are the world’s worst I’ve ever experienced. The. Worst. Sometimes I cry the most pitiful half-crying over his smells, they’re that bad; I can’t help it.
Post # 103
@Lapeaudesoie:Haha I know exactly what you mean. Staying with my Fiance family every weekend was like shutting my system down for like 3 days in a row. One day he noticed that I wasn’t doing anything cause I never stayed in the restroom very long. And when he had to he would dissapear for a good 10-15 mins. And he always went to his parents restroom not the family restroom. I wondered how he expected me to be comfortable and he wasnt. I only did that at there house once and for 7 months straight I was at there house every weekend. I’m still trying to get back regulated after that. Hahaha
Post # 104
I sure do, your going to spend your whole life with that special someone its bound to happen.
Especially if you have one bathroom and one needs to shower, or get something while your on the toilet you will run into eachother.
Post # 105
I do not… however he farts all the time and talks about poop! And to make it better he has my daughter doing it! Now I have 2 people that think its HILAROUS to fart on me OR show me how big (or little) their poop is! My daughter even ran into church one day after pooping and says to my dad ” Popi I pooped a baby turd” GREAT! I dont get embarrassed just am not a big poop/fart person!
Post # 106
Fart sure, pee with the door open? Absolutely, but crapping is where i try to draw the line, but my S.O saunters in while I’m doing the deed and lost in Elle magazine, and starts discussing what he wants for dinner, etc! I hate it, but laugh. And he also has a habit of coming in and telling me he needs to poop and will drop his pants. This leaves me about 2.2 seconds to stop… brushing my teeth or whatever I was doing and vacate