Post # 1
Pretty self explanitory question! 🙂 Just curious if any Bee’s have special names for your spsechial pwaces? Or a name for your SO’s? I’ll go first..
Her name is Esmerelda, it used to be princess Sophia and then a friend of ours had a daughter and named her that.. super awkward during dirty talk! 😛
I’ve named his El Capitan.. I don’t know why, i called it that one time for fun and it just stuck.
Okay, your turn!!
Post # 3
LOL those are hilarious. We don’t have names, but I do call my FI’s man parts his “business,” haha.
Post # 4
I just say cock. Not very exciting.
Post # 5
I just call it his “man stuff”. And stare at it wantingly.
Post # 6
@BushelAndAPeck: Nope, but we do have names for each of my breasts, my butt, and his butt. LOL, so basically everything else.
Post # 7
Straight and to the point (pun intended). I like it! 🙂
We taught our DD that her and I have Hoo Ha’s and daddy has stuff! lol
I call his butt Hank, because he absolutely has a Hank Hill butt, or lack there of! haha!
Post # 8
LOL, ours aren’t proper names–they’re more like like cutesy words, so I’m too nervous to share!
Post # 11
DH is Woody and mine is Miss Kitty 🙂 DH calls my bum Miss Kitty’s cousin. Lol.. Sometimes he jokes and says he wants to visit Miss Kitty’s cousin tonight…
Oh…and DH also calls it something when referring to what I’m making for dinner…He always says I’m going to eat “tubesteak smothered in underwear”….LOL
Post # 12
I call hit the “drive shaft.”
Post # 14
@BushelAndAPeck: We don’t make up names for our parts, cars, and I haven’t named my dress or call it she. I guess I just don’t tend to personify objects?
Post # 15
not really. His is penis.. and I guess I use vagina/crotch interchangably.
Post # 16
That’s hilarious! My DH does that quite regularly as well, if we’re making Jambalaya he’ll tell me he’s got some sausage for me if I want. lol However, his high school nickname is Tube because all his buddy would ask if he was going to give her the Tubesteak!! hahaha soo funny!