Post # 1
This is kind of funny, but I can’t stop laughing to myself about this this morning….and, just a bit Too Much Information, sorry!
Fiance & I are both divorced, so we both have kids. Usually, we refrain while we have all 3 kiddos in the house, just because it’s kind of risky. But, a couple of weeks ago we just couldn’t…. So….as Fiance was ‘down south’, I suddenly heard our door creaaaakkkking open, and of course we scrambled around under the covers & he popped up from down there & his daughter was stumbling in our room in a sleepy state. So, he quickly got up & walked her back to her room, while I laid there in the bed giggling into a pillow, because I was so worried that she was going to ask him what he was doing under the covers! Thank goodness that the lights were off & completely dark, plus we were really quiet & he had his shorts on still!
Anyway, when he came back from putting her back to bed, I just had to ask….”if she asked you what you were doing under the covers, what did you plan to tell her?” He said “that I was hunting for socks!”…..LMAO!!! That kept me in giggles for another hour, to the point of tears, and needless to say….no more action went on that night!
So, now we have this code name…..”wanna hunt for some socks tonight?”….LOL!
Does anyone else have any silly terms for having sex?
Post # 3
That’s so funny! 🙂
We have silly names (not code names because of kids or anything) that we use in emails, etc. Not even sure how we came up with them…but “Mac N Cheese” means a quickie, Chili means “Hot sex” and Ziti means romantic sex….
So we use these words in emails or in conversation and I still crack up…”In the mood for some ziti?” “How about some hot chili?” and “Have time for some mac n cheese?” Oh my….
Post # 4
Hahaha! @Jenn23 that is awesome!!!
With an ex it was “bouncing” with my SO it’s just “sexy time” I know that’s not too original…
Post # 5
Ha ha! Ok, now I want fun code names! 😀
Post # 6
@Jenn23, I was laughing outloud…so hard!
Back in the day, we gave it a physical name, Christopher. So when we would want to we’d say something like “We’re going to see Christopher tonight?” We both lived in our parents’ homes at the time of first doing the deed so we needed a name lmao
Post # 7
@MrsH, that is really funny too! That makes me think of if FI’s ‘little man’ in his pants had a name (like Christoper!) and that’s who you’re going to see….LOL!!!
Post # 8
Hah! I like the Italian food references. We just call it “Ice Cream” – everybody looooves ice cream. 😉
Post # 9
HAHA! That is funny. We have a code name but it is pretty common. Calin is french for cuddling. Gros Calin is a big snuggle but also means doing the deed 🙂
Post # 10
my ex and I used to call it “bonding”… if our friends asked us to hang out “no, not tonight, we’re need some bonding time.” Quite funny. But Jason and I don’t have any code… We’re pretty matter of fact. lol
Post # 11
@jenn23, I really like the food references.
My Fiance use to ask me if I was ready for “bedtime” whenever he wants to get intimate. Of course, I was oblivious to what he wanted to do and just said “I’m not tired. I’m going to stay up a bit longer.” or I would get my very unsexy pajamas on and hop into bed. It was sort of funny because of how frustrated he would get. He still calls it “bedtime”, but now he uses air quotes when he says it so that we both know what he’s talking about.
Post # 12
we just call it “doing laundry”.
i.e. “we cant go to the next bar…we need to go home and do laundry”.
i think our friends think we are lame, and that we have a lot of dirty laundry. if they only knew it meant we have a good sex life…
Post # 13
This is hysterical – – That is 1 great story – – I hope when your kids are older you’re able to share that with them, I would love to learn if my parents had code names for their intimacy, haahaahaa
Post # 14
We don’t have a code name for sex but we have it for condoms LOL. Fiance once had to go buy condoms and was kind of shy so he grabbed the first thing he found which were cough drops lmao he ended up just buying condoms and coughdrops so random! Anyway from that time on we just call them coughdrops, lame I know!
Post # 15
@jennychicago—HAHAHAHAHAH thats cute 🙂 we call my birth control pills “fallopian dope”, thanks to stephen colbert =p