(Closed) Do you have any secret code names for sex? funny, but maybe tmi…

posted 8 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
5496 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2010

That’s so funny! πŸ™‚

We have silly names (not code names because of kids or anything) that we use in emails, etc.  Not even sure how we came up with them…but “Mac N Cheese” means a quickie, Chili means “Hot sex” and Ziti means romantic sex….

So we use these words in emails or in conversation and I still crack up…”In the mood for some ziti?” “How about some hot chili?” and “Have time for some mac n cheese?”   Oh my….

Post # 4
204 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

Hahaha! @Jenn23 that is awesome!!!

With an ex it was “bouncing” with my SO it’s just “sexy time” I know that’s not too original…

Post # 5
2007 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

Ha ha!  Ok, now I want fun code names!  πŸ˜€

Post # 6
990 posts
Busy bee

@Jenn23, I was laughing outloud…so hard!

Back in the day, we gave it a physical name, Christopher. So when we would want to we’d say something like “We’re going to see Christopher tonight?” We both lived in our parents’ homes at the time of first doing the deed so we needed a name lmao

Post # 8
1684 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2010

Hah! I like the Italian food references. We just call it “Ice Cream” – everybody looooves ice cream. πŸ˜‰

Post # 9
1585 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

HAHA!  That is funny.  We have a code name but it is pretty common.  Calin is french for cuddling.  Gros Calin is a big snuggle but also means doing the deed πŸ™‚

Post # 10
2825 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

my ex and I used to call it “bonding”… if our friends asked us to hang out “no, not tonight, we’re need some bonding time.”  Quite funny.  But Jason and I don’t have any code… We’re pretty matter of fact. lol

Post # 11
98 posts
Worker bee

@jenn23, I really like the food references. 

My Fiance use to ask me if I was ready for “bedtime” whenever he wants to get intimate.  Of course, I was oblivious to what he wanted to do and just said “I’m not tired. I’m going to stay up a bit longer.” or I would get my very unsexy pajamas on and hop into bed.  It was sort of funny because of how frustrated he would get.  He still calls it “bedtime”, but now he uses air quotes when he says it so that we both know what he’s talking about.

Post # 12
1020 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

we just call it “doing laundry”.

i.e. “we cant go to the next bar…we need to go home and do laundry”.

i think our friends think we are lame, and that we have a lot of dirty laundry. if they only knew it meant we have a good sex life…

Post # 13
2058 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

This is hysterical – – That is 1 great story – – I hope when your kids are older you’re able to share that with them, I would love to learn if my parents had code names for their intimacy, haahaahaa  Tongue out

Post # 14
988 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

We don’t have a code name for sex but we have it for condoms LOL. Fiance once had to go buy condoms and was kind of shy so he grabbed the first thing he found which were cough drops lmao  he ended up just buying condoms and coughdrops so random! Anyway from that time on we just call them coughdrops, lame I know!

Post # 15
1020 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

@jennychicago—HAHAHAHAHAH thats cute πŸ™‚ we call my birth control pills “fallopian dope”, thanks to stephen colbert =p


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