(Closed) Do you have any….pooping rituals?

posted 6 years ago in Wellness
Post # 3
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

If I can, I usually wait until Darling Husband is no where around, or out of the house so I can “go in peace,” and I always use a bathroom he is not prone to frequenting. 

My cat follows me and sits by the door screaming unless she can come in too, so I preemptively allow her to come in with me. Why she’d like to be present for a #2, I have no idea.

Post # 4
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Newbee

I always have the water running and the door locked (even if I’m home alone). I like to read, so I leave a book in my bathroom drawer. But I’ve been known to occasionally take my phone or ipad in there to browse the net. My SO always takes the ipad in the bathroom with him too.

I don’t even want to think about the bacteria that’s on the ipad. 

Post # 5
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2018

I tend to go for a 1 and then 20 minutes later I have to run for a 2. Not really a ritual, just a thing. I like to have one foot on the toilet seat though, it’s comfy. I also like to go naked if I am at home. Hm, weird.

Post # 6
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

I require some kind of technology. At home, it’s the iPad (I swear, it was created for the bathroom). At work, it’s the iPhone. All that time spent on the can is wasted if you’re not being entertained in some way.

Post # 7
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I need “it” to be done quickly. If I don’t go within 2-3  minutes, I can’t. lol It’s gotta happen quick or not at all.

Post # 8
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

@StuporDuck:  My cat used to insist on doing his business at the same time that I was tending to mine. His litter box was in my bathroom so he’d stare at me while he was taking a dump. Then when he finished, he’d sit next to it and wait until I was done. Talk about awkward. 

Post # 10
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Helper bee

I like to catch up on my e-mails and RSS feed. :p

Post # 11
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

I only ever go at home. 

Post # 12
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494 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

I need something to read while I’m in there.  I can’t even take my iPad in there anymore or I’ll be taking a crap, ordering stuff off Amazon and commenting on Facebook.  It’s creepy, lol.

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

@Leland:  Just think: Some of the best Weddingbee advice given could have originated on the potty. 

Post # 14
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194 posts
Blushing bee

Lol it’s me, the toilet, and the iPhone. Anything goes. LOL!

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

@ladyartichoke:  One food on the toilet seat..how is that even possible?

Post # 16
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

@luli29:  Food on the toilet seat is a whoooole different story, lol!

I usually bring my iPhone and catch up on Words with Friends 😛

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