- 9 years ago
this is hilarious! i dont know my neighbors well at all. we only do polite hellos. i live in a garden style apartment so i know who lives in every apartment, as in what they look like and how many people live in each, but i dont know anyone’s first name. i do know last names, but only because it’s on the mailboxes!
dear apt above me: you either own a wii jumping jacks game or have a pet elephant.
dear apt below me: i hate you. your dog howls like crazy and i can hear you having sex!
dear apt to the left: you guys are okay, but you have the apt i initially bid on so i have a lovehate for you.
dear apt to the right: let me know if you ever need a babysitter. question: how can you have such loud fiestas and salsa parties with a brand new baby in the apt??
dear crazy person on the third floor: you are SERIOUSLY creepy and i make all the effort in the world to avoid eye contact with you. id also appreciate if your drug dealer wouldnt accidentally knock on the wrong apartments at 4am.