(Closed) Do You Pass Gas in Front of Your SO?

posted 8 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: Do You Pass Gas in Front of Your SO?

    Yes, all the time

    Yes, but only if I don't think he'll hear/smell

    Only if I'm sick and can't help it

    No, bathroom business is for the bathroom

    I might do it in my sleep, I don't know

    Other, explain

  • Post # 77
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: October 2013

    I’m really not a gassy person. I swear I’m not in denial I just don’t tend to fart/burp very often. I definitely can’t do it on command (I’ll admit, I’ve tried) and when it does happen it’s not loud. Even as a kid I wasn’t very flatulent.

    I hardly ever burp or “cut the cheese” but when I do I usually hide it. Not because I’m embarassed but because I find it hilarious when Fiance doesn’t know where it’s coming from and I can usually convince him that it was him. Because let’s be honest, 99% of the time it is! Bahahaha

     

    Edit: I’m going back and reading these comments and I am in *tears* laughing!

    Post # 78
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2013

    I try to be polite about it, but since we’re around each other or in public 99.9% of the time, I do pass gas around him.  We’ve reached that point in our relationship where that’s just not really an issue anymore.  

    After I had surgery last year, the anesthesia made me really sick and he held my hair while I was violently ill for a over an hour, then he helped me clean up, carried me back to my room, helped me get dressed, carried me downstairs, put me in the car, drove me to the ER, and stayed right beside me the whole time I was in there.  Passing gas seems pretty mild compared to that.

    Post # 79
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

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    @s2bmrscook:  +1

    Farts are ALWAYS funny!

    Post # 80
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: December 2023

    Nothing is off limits to us. We fart around, at and on each other. Dutch oven? Oh yes.

    Toilet with the door open? Yep. My converstations don’t end just because I need a wee. Often we’ll follow each other in and one of us will sit on the side of the bath and talk to the one on the toilet (a lot of the time husband just wants to make fun of my poo face.)

    Using the toilet while the other one is in the bath? Sure thing, don’t hold it in on my account!

    I’m the same with my family and a good number of my friends, and I’m lucky to have my two co-workers at one of the schools where I work, who will happily let one rip while we eat our lunch. No barriers there, either.

    I’m comfortable with these people, and so I would try hard not to pass wind in public – or would excuse myself if I did. 

    Me and my husband love each other dearly, and I think that it would be a disservice to our relationship if I thought that farting in front of each other would somehow make our relationship not as good. I find him incredibly attractive, and he thinks that I am the most wonderful, sexy person he’s ever met. Our sex life/love life doesn’t suffer because of gas.

    There’s a lot of mud-slinging on this thread, going both ways – if you don’t want to fart etc infront of your SO, then that’s fine. But don’t tell me that I’m losing my sex-appeal, or that my marriage won’t be as good as yours, just because I do something different. I’m on no fast-track to ‘sisterhood’ – thanks very much. Don’t judge my relationships, and I won’t judge yours.

    Post # 81
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    Worker bee

    My BF had a previous relationship that lasted 4 years (and 2-3 other shorter ones before that) and when he told me he had never farted in front of any of them I was honestly shocked. I asked why and he told me he’d just never felt quite comfortable enough with them to do the deed. WELL… I basically forced him to fart in front of me that first time, and I hugged him immediately afterwards. The liberation I saw in his eyes was nothing short of majestic! We both fart in front of each other now, and we both find it endearing as it’s a sign of how totally relaxed we can be with each other! 

    Post # 82
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    ALL the time, and yes i do it in front of my friends and coworkers.

    Post # 83
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    I actually don’t.  I don’t pass gas in front of anyone.  I guess I am just not that gassy b/c I’ve never felt like I had to hold them in or anything or like some PP’s said “have to run in another room to let it rip”….. My DH farts ALL the TIME and so do my family. I just don’t. 

    Post # 84
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: December 2013

    We have “fart faces” to let each other know it’s happening, we have fart competitions, we laugh hysterically at farts; the louder the funnier. My mother would be so proud lol

    Post # 85
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    Worker bee
    • Wedding: December 2015

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    @CarpefnDiem:  This.  I usually give everyone a warning when it’s happening.  My coworkers now know that if I’m fanning behind me, they need to walk the other way, haha!

    But yeah, Fiance and I fart around each other.  We’re going to be spending the rest of our lives together, and having to run to the bathroom every time we needed to fart would be a pain in the a**.. Pun slightly intended.

    Post # 86
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: October 2013

    All the time!  I’m gassy by nature and my fiance says it’s bad to hold it in.  He thinks it’s funny and if I haven’t passed gas in a certain timeframe, he’ll ask me if something is wrong.

    Post # 87
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    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: February 2014

    I only get gassy if I eat certain foods and I rarely do so I rarely ever fart.  

    The few times it’s happened I just let it rip right in front of him though.  

    We’re going to be together until we’re old and decrepit with our teeth falling out and moles all over and you name it!  A couple farts really don’t matter.

    Post # 88
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: October 2013

    yes and we both giggle like school girls

    Post # 89
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: July 2012

    All the time.  A few months into dating, he was the first and it had slipped out during a loud laugh.  I was so relieved I dropped a massive one immediately after.  

    Post # 90
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: June 2014

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    @Bebealways:  Omg same here! I’ve only been wrong twice with my fart sensing. Hence he’s only heard me fart twice, has probably smelled it a few times more than that. My Fiance on the other hand never ever has farted in front of me! I wish he would so I could relax a bit, but until then I’ll keep doing my best to be a fart ninja. 😉 

    Post # 91
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: August 2014

    Yep but only in private.  We won’t do it in public places.

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