Do your men sit down to pee?

posted 12 months ago in Entertainment
  • poll: (Poll) do your men sit down to pee?
    Yes : (28 votes)
    20 %
    No : (73 votes)
    52 %
    Sometimes he sits down to pee : (39 votes)
    28 %
  • Post # 3
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    233 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: April 2019

    Yes and I internally giggle most of the time. He says he does that because he’s lazy lol!

    Oh I’m definitely going to need to follow this thread lol. 

    Post # 5
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    694 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2018

    trackwise :  late at night/middle of the night/early morning mine does!

    Post # 6
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    2201 posts
    Buzzing bee

    trackwise :  I am literally crying tears laughing at this question ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Post # 7
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    383 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: July 2021 - British Columbia, Canada

    My momma’s rule is any drunk/tipsy male in her house sits down to pee because she absolutely hates cleaning splatter off the back of the toilet/floor. My poor guy’s had the same rule inflicted on him since I moved in – he already sits to pee when he’s hungover, and he admitted I had a point about his aim not being too great when he’s been drinking. Less cleaning, more happy ๐Ÿ™‚

    Post # 8
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    634 posts
    Busy bee

    Yes my fi and our 6 year old son sit to pee. My sister has a house full of boys who don’t and her bathrooms always stink like piss. Gross. 

    Post # 9
    Member
    779 posts
    Busy bee

    I honestly wish he would but he would NEVER do it. He says “

    my stream just splits sometimes!” I’m like dude just hit the f*ing toliet.

    Post # 10
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    2917 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: August 2018

    trackwise :  only when he’s super hung over and standing is too hard lol, which luckily isn’t very often. 

    Post # 11
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    384 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: ย 

    I find it amusing that this is posted under “entertainment”. XD 

    Post # 12
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    1173 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: January 2021 - City, State

    He does, when he’s just woken up, or if he’s super tired.

    Post # 13
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    1575 posts
    Bumble bee

    omg what, I didnt even know this was a thing

    Post # 14
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    36 posts
    Newbee

    Make them clean the bathroom. It always helps when they have to clean their pee stains.

    Post # 15
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    807 posts
    Busy bee

    My beau always sits down to pee unless there’s a urinal available. He says he’s lazy, doesn’t like how loud it is, and he thinks pee-splatter is super gross. I used to think it was funny, but now I’m really appreciative that I don’t have to clean up pee splatter all the time or worry about falling in the toilet in the middle of the night because the toilet seat was left up. 

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