(Closed) Does anyone’s SO say a phrase that’s kinda inappropriate when excited??

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

NO! but I am totally stealing sweet titties.

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

@TuckersGirl: Hilarious!!!!!! 

 

Whevener I get excited or like what I am hearing I always say “shut the fuck up!” as in NO WAY!

 

But once I said it to a coworker, and she took it seroiusly and was like “Ok, geez sorry”. LOL

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

Not really said when excited, more when annoyed, but I’ve got some fun ones.

I say “shitake mushrooms” instead of just “shit” these days. It’s a lot more fun πŸ™‚ I’ve also adopted “mother pus bucket” from Ghostbusters.

DH’s favorite annoyed expression is “son of a French whore!” He’s usually pretty good about only saying that around people who know us well, but he’s gotten some strange looks before, lol.

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

My husband doesn’t really have a phrase like that (thankfully), but I am laughing out loud at my desk at sweet titties. 

Post # 8
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

@linguo42: HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!! “Son of a French Whore” LOL

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

Oh, and I have to share one of my favorite random stranger stories. I was walking out of a mall that had large hanging baskets full of flowers around the entrance. A woman walked past me with her friend, and as she passed underneath one of the baskets, some water dripped on her head.

She immediately grabbed at her hair and yelled, “Shit on a stick, that plant just peed on me!”

It was all I could do to keep from laughing like a maniac until I got to my car.

Post # 12
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

@linguo42: My Fiance says “son of a mother” all the time now. It used to be “son of a whore” but that didn’t go over very well with my mom.

@linguo42: LMAO!!

My Future Mother-In-Law says “oh, fuck me!” alll the time. I’m sad to say it’s worn off and now Fiance and I both say it alll the time too.

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

I don’t know if this counts because it’s not when hes excited but if were driving and someone honks (he hates that) he always says out loud in the car “Horn blows, does the driver?”

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

My Fiance says “Fuck a duck” when he’s aggravated or annoyed. I will sometimes say “GET OUT!” as in no way. I think i got it from watching too much Seinfeld.

Post # 16
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

@Tswife4ever: I think I’m going to steal that! My ex-bf used to say “I hear a small penis going by” whenever someone had a loud engine, lol.

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