(Closed) Does anyone’s SO say a phrase that’s kinda inappropriate when excited??

• superplannerbee
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: May 2011

@Tswife4ever:I say that too lol

• superplannerbee
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: May 2011

I say this when I something sucks “That sucks ball juice” and and one time I said it at work and thank Goodness it was in front of my young cool co-workers they were like omg that’s so x rated lol I have no idea where I got it from.

• floridabride12
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: March 2012

@superplannerbee: Haha. I say “this sucks monkey balls” a lot. I have no idea where I got it either..

• kayely88
• 9 years ago

My Boyfriend or Best Friend always says “yesh” instead of “yes” and BFD, both from the Office. I always say “Cheese” instead of “jeez” for some reason. Boyfriend or Best Friend always made fun of me for that. There’s probably more I’m not thinking of right now.

• Butterbee
• 9 years ago

“Sweet titties” haha, that’s so cute. I may start saying that, I love boobs.

I don’t think my Fiance says anything that unusual, I’ll have to listen for it now.

I call my brother an “ass bucket” when he’s being annoying/ a jerk, I’m not sure where I got that from.

• shelbyfk
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: April 2011

I know this is old by now…but as soon as I saw the title I went to click on it to comment that my husband says “sweet tits!”

It’s so embarassing!!!!

• MsGuinness
• 9 years ago

When bf is mad, he yells “mother’s ass!” it’s ridiculous and he gets strange looks but I think it’s funny 🙂

• MrsBucket2B
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: August 2011

Ok, this whole post is so full of win haha I couldn’t stop laughing! My Fiance is in some bowling leagues and when he goofs and misses a spare or something (or just whenever hes mad) he has multiple phrases. Depending on who is around its “Balls!” ….”Tits!”…. “F*ck…me!”, or “shitdamnassf*ck!”  or a combination of however many swear words he can fit into one breath

• Firefighter_Bride
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: August 2011

FI’s latest one (which makes me think of him as a 10 year old and annoys the HELL outta me LOL) when he’s frustrated is “What the fuck, over?” haha

I’ll admit mine is “DICK!” which I’m pissed. At my fire hall there was a guy named Richard and I yelled that one when I was getting pissy at something that would work and he was like “Yes?” Hahaha

• HappilyEverAfter54
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: June 2012

edit.. It keeps deleting part of my post I give up grr.

• MrsBucket2B
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: August 2011

@HappilyEverAfter54: I just LOVE word combos! haha Depending on the level of frustration Fiance has had them 4-8 words and usually they get worse/dumber as he goes on!

• HappilyEverAfter54
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: June 2012

@MrsBucket2B: bwahahaha I know right! My Fiance does this too! My post kept deleting the last part where I wrote about my FI’s bad word strings so I just gave up trying to retype all that again. lol

• MrsBucket2B
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: August 2011

@HappilyEverAfter54: Huh…thats odd. I THINK I got to read it before it disappeared haha His is when he’s bowling and mine is when I’m surrounded  by bad drivers!

I think my all-time favorite was “ShitDamnAssF*ckBitchCockBallsDouche!” Yeah, that was when he got the entire entertainment center put together (about an hour and a half of building) and realized at the end he had put a piece on wrong like 5-10 minutes in so it wasn’t going to fit all together and he had to start ALL over again! hahaha

• Fegele
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: July 2011

@Miss Apricot: 

Lol, where did you get it from? It’s a very popular phrase in Russia..Though it might mean a different thing I guess…In Russia you would say it when you are annoyed at someone asking you “what is this?” or if someone “annoyingly” begs you for something, like a kid for a candy lol…or in some similar cases…Really funny 🙂

What do you use Shit on a stick for?

• strawberryfieldsforever
• 9 years ago

• Wedding: October 2011

“Yeah, get some!” has always been my favourite.

Also, I use “leck mich!” when I’m annoyed at someone, which I believe means “lick me” in German, lol.