(Closed) Does your hubby or SO fart in front of you?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Does your man fart in front of you?
    No way! : (17 votes)
    15 %
    He didn't at first, but now he does. : (42 votes)
    38 %
    Yep. Never tried to hide it. : (49 votes)
    44 %
    Fart? Boys don't fart! : (3 votes)
    3 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    2144 posts
    Buzzing bee

    my husband was worried about this when I first moved in. He was worried he wouldn’t be able to fart freely anymore. It took him all of about a week to be 100% comfortable farting in front of me though. The weird thing is he is perfectly open about TALKING about his bodily functions (most of which are definitely TMI), so I have no idea why he was concerned about it lol

    Post # 4
    Member
    3332 posts
    Sugar bee

    No, he really never has.  We’re not real “bodily function” kind of people.  I don’t mean we don’t do that stuff, but we just don’t really do it in front of one another, if we can help it. 

    Post # 5
    Member
    46 posts
    Newbee
    • Wedding: September 2011

    i’m the farter in our relationship. whatever. big whoop.

    Post # 6
    Member
    1763 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: September 2010

    Yes, all the time. He evens feel comfortable enough to adjust his cheeks “so it can get out”. Sometimes I wish he felt a little less comfortable and would leave the room:)

    Post # 7
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    560 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: March 2010

    Yep he does… and never tried to hide it. on the other poll, I said that I didn’t at first, but now I do… πŸ˜›

    Post # 8
    Member
    540 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: November 2013

    he does, I dont

    Post # 9
    Member
    2342 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: May 2010

    The boy does all the time even in his SLEEP!!!

    Post # 10
    Member
    305 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: June 2010

    we met through work. i was in the navy as an aviation electrician…needless to say…yeah those guys DO NOT hold back! lol! i had already dealt with him farting in front of me before we started dating. sadly he keeps getting riper and riper. he even runs me out of the room gagging sometimes! i get so mad when he does while we’re in the bedroom trying to go to bed. lol!

    Post # 11
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    2513 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: December 2009

    LOL. At first I thought this was MY post! Then I was like “wait a SECOND!” So I had to read it πŸ˜›

    Yes. He does & always has in front of me.. luckily it’s never been a deal-breaker for either one of us!

    Post # 12
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    11325 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: February 2011

    Eh… kind of. He used to not at all, or if it happened was clearly super embarrassed. I can tell he tries hard not to now, but when it happens its like, “meh.” Works for me, I appreciate the effort!

    Post # 13
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    4024 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: September 2010

    Oh yes!!! When we very first started dating he didn’t, but it didn’t take long till he did! πŸ™‚

    Post # 14
    Member
    987 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: September 2009

    Not on purpose.  He knows I don’t like it so if it’s feasible for him to step into the bathroom, he does.  I appreciate it too, especially since his whole family happily farts away including his Mom and sister so I know he wasn’t raised that way.  Seriously, the 4 siblings range in age from 27 – 37 and they still think farting in front of each other is hilarious.  Drives me crazy!

    Post # 15
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    2404 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    lol, not at all.

    like i said in the other post, we are both equally private/embarrassed by all that stuff. but like me, hes like that with everyone! just not bodily function “in-front of others” people i guess.

     

    Post # 16
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    2280 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: April 2011

    Yeah. He has a mile-wide ornery streak; the first time he did it, he declared that accepting bodily functions was a true test of how close a couple is, and then let one rip. But for the most part he’s normal and polite about it, haha.

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