(Closed) dog moms will love this blog…

posted 6 years ago in Pets
Post # 3
2065 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

OMG I saw this a few days ago on reddit and couldn’t find the link again. THANK YOU. I spent like an hour laughing my ass off.

One of our dogs would have one that says: “Every time I fart, I try to lick my butt.”

Post # 5
159 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

“We are the reason mommy & daddy can’t have nice things”…omg I say that all the time to my dogs!  Haha love this thanks for sharing!

Post # 8
2065 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

@Mrs. Candy Apple:  HAH our old dog (RIP Sugar, you little weirdo) used to dig that stuff out of the trash and bring them into the kitchen if you forgot to shut the bathroom door before you left the house. She even managed to figure out the lid to the new trash can we bought!

Post # 9
441 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2011 - St. Joseph's Parish, Seattle Tennis Club

I seriously am peeing my pants with some of these. SO hilarious. Their faces! I die.


misspeanut, this was literally the first thing our new pup did when we introduced him to the bathroom – made a beeline for the trash and dug out all those goodies. I died laughing, and when I told my hubs he was so grossed out. HA. 

Post # 11
5660 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

OH MY GOD I am DYING right now at my desk, I sound like such an idiot!!!

Post # 12
13096 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

Our dog’s:

“My parent’s kept me even after I ate the carpet, destroyed daddy’s blackberry, gnawed on the dining room table and chewed up a baseboard.”

It’s a darn good thing she is cute!

Post # 13
269 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing:)

Mine: “I ate my momma’s wedding invitations.” 🙁

Post # 15
2606 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

This is so good… I actually wish i had a job I hated, just so I could use this blog to cheer me up:) 

Post # 16
1416 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

These are SO funny!


  Mine would say

  ” I eat all of my moms clothes off the dresser even though dads are ALWAYS on the floor “

  “I don’t like the mail when it comes threw the slot so i eat it all “

   ” I put holes in a paint can and mommy didnt know until she walked thru the house with it “

” Mommy is on her 8th cell phone charger”

  ” I don’t like when mom runs into the store to get a coffee ( under 2 mins) so I chewed her shifter OFF”

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