Dress Code Dependent on your weight……….

posted 1 year ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
1607 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2019 - City, State

 I really want to believe this is a joke…but I know some extraordinarily entitled people in real life. Not this entitled, but I have zero faith in humanity and wouldn’t be all that surprised if it was real.

But that is one ugly ass dress code.

Post # 3
4341 posts
Honey bee

The polygraph party! I’m cracking up here. The bride is Captain Insaneo and she shows no mercy. I’d love to be a fly on the wall for that one.  I’m sure it will be talked about for years to come…on forums making fun of her crazy.

Plus she has shitty taste. A green velvet sweater and orange pants along with sky high Louboutins? Hideous. I wouldnt be caught dead in an outfit like that.

Post # 4
2829 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2017

I’m pretty sure this is just one recent example of people making up increasingly ridiculous shit to go viral.. and obviously it’s working. Posting lists of demands from “bridezillas” is an easy way to get a story picked up right now. 

Post # 5
2518 posts
Sugar bee

My money is on it being fake. 

If this person is real she is either legit crazy and no one is coming to her wedding, OR she is participating in a weird prank show and testing how far she can go (Nathan for You?). The level of delusion in not only dictating a specific (bizarre) dress code by weight but also hosting a “polygraph party” is just so extra. 

Also the amounts of money she throws around are really weird. Like dictating guests spend at least 1k on the outfits (in addition to a second formal outfit), but then mentioning that she bought a $99 polygraph and offering a $100 reward for turning in the “snitch?” No one who drops thousands on a single (hideous) dance outfit to wear to a destination wedding is going to be enticed by a $100 reward… 

Post # 6
1360 posts
Bumble bee

 I saw this earlier. Totally fake. I think it’s a little too on-the-nose to be real. 

Post # 7
6917 posts
Busy Beekeeper

I don’t even believe it, but just in case, I’m going to gain a few lbs so I don’t have to wear green and orange velvet. WTf that sounds hideous. This is all I can think about

Image result for oompa loompa

Post # 8
451 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2018

That can’t be real.  I really hope not.

Post # 10
752 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2019

I would just insist that I’m 99 pounds and wear whatever the eff I wanted

Post # 11
656 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2018

 So relieved to be over 160. It wouldn’t be that hard to have my entire outfit, jewelry and all, be I’ve 1k. My Engagement ring is over 1k soooo

Post # 12
10035 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

Velvet is really nice though. Give me all the velvet!

Post # 13
8830 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: Dorset, UK

 ha ha! WTF. Good job I bloody love black. 

Post # 14
1737 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2019



Post # 15
2496 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Totally fake. No one in their right mind would even dream of wearing Velvet or Suede in Hawaii. They’d be a sweaty mess in 3 minutes with the heat and humidity. 

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