(Closed) Dude, seriously?? SEXING neighbor…(help!)

posted 7 years ago in Home
  • poll: What should I tell my deaf sexing neighbor
    Um, are you okay? It sounds like your hernia is not going well... : (7 votes)
    12 %
    Hello, your neighbors would really appreciate if you would tone down your SEX. : (37 votes)
    62 %
    I ain't got no Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.....but you need to SFTU. : (12 votes)
    20 %
    Other.....please explain. : (4 votes)
    7 %
  • Post # 3
    181 posts
    Blushing bee

    First.. yuck. Lol.
    Second.. alot of deaf people dont know they make noise when they do physical things like eat and use the restroom and of course, sex lol.
    Id just pass her a note saying that she is making enough noise when she has sex that the neigbhors can hear it and youre just making her aware, since is an intimate act.
    Now if she doesnt give an eff or gets mad.. and its being a nusiance, tell the landlords and then if that doesnt work.. you can call the cops.
    Its the same as noise polution and some counties/cities have laws about the noise level past certain hours.

    Good luck lady! 🙂

    Post # 5
    1401 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    This is funny…. she sounds like she’s murdering a dog…..

    I have no note advice. Just wanted to let you know this made me laugh….. a lot

    Post # 7
    9816 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper

    Print this out and post on her door.


    Post # 9
    181 posts
    Blushing bee

    Id tell her right away. Id rather just tell her, quick like pulling off a band aid, than let her go on not knowing.
    And yes.. when it comes to people and sex.. it can be amusing lol

    Post # 10
    181 posts
    Blushing bee

    lol awesome pic

    Post # 12
    5950 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: April 2018

    There’s a very good chance that she is very well aware of the noise and sincerely does not care…get a white noise machine and let Helen Keller get her jollies till the dawn.

    Post # 14
    2008 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: November 1999

    Attention Aurally Challenged Neighbor: it pains me to inform you that your boisterous lovemaking while clearly pleasurable to yourself has all of the magnificent resonance of a puppy being slaughtered.  Please advise.

    My SO said “Would you have told Beethoven not to pound the keys so loud?!? She’s deaf let her have this one!!!”… Lol

    Post # 16
    10649 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: January 2011

    @KatyElle:  Love it!

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