(Closed) Dude, seriously?? SEXING neighbor…(help!)

posted 7 years ago in Home
  • poll: What should I tell my deaf sexing neighbor
    Um, are you okay? It sounds like your hernia is not going well... : (7 votes)
    12 %
    Hello, your neighbors would really appreciate if you would tone down your SEX. : (37 votes)
    62 %
    I ain't got no Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.....but you need to SFTU. : (12 votes)
    20 %
    Other.....please explain. : (4 votes)
    7 %
  • Post # 18
    Member
    5950 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: April 2018

    @WillyNilly:  Maybe she’s a bitch…you can speculate all you want but your fatal error in all of  this is the assumption that she’ll actually care.

    Post # 20
    Member
    5950 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: April 2018

    Uhhh, I cannot endorse this endeavor, it is folly to believe that a note, regardless of eloquence or wit would inspire someone to alter their nocturnal activities…..if it were me, I would simplY callthe police next time…after all you have every reason to believe something is amiss.

    Post # 21
    Member
    5950 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: April 2018

    After all, noise ordinance applies, even if you can’t hear.

    Post # 22
    Member
    3941 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    Are you absolutely POSITIVE it’s sexual?  This is awful to say, but sometimes people who are deaf can make similar sounding noises even when they’re crying, or laughing. 

    Post # 24
    Member
    4322 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: January 1992

    @WillyNilly:  “Yo, you fuck too loudly.” 

    How about a non-eloquent note instead?

    Post # 26
    Member
    2008 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: November 1999

    @WillyNilly:  I did!! I got a very eerie email..must protect!!! But I will keep the avatar.

    Post # 28
    Member
    2247 posts
    Buzzing bee

    Is she getting it on with herself?  I mean, since no one comes out of the apartment, she must be.  Right?  Wow, that must be some vibrator!

    Post # 29
    Member
    1856 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: March 2013

    This has me laughing so so hard.

    Either she knows and doesn’t care at all (my old neighbors) or doesn’t know and will be so horrified regardless of how you word it. So I vote on KatyElle’s picture!

    Post # 30
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    2606 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2009

    I can’t see @KatyElle sign!!!  Cry (ETA: Nevermind, when it reloaded I could see it!  Hehehe!)

    But I would either leave the note @axeyourmakeupkit suggested (less the “Aurally Challenged” part, since I don’t think you need to address that part at all in the note) or do as  @Nona99 suggested and call the police.  Or perhaps leave the note, and if it fails to quiet her, THEN call the police.

    Post # 31
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    2239 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    @KatyElle:  this.  yes.  do that.  in fact, go hit print right this very second and hop on over to her door and tape it o_o yes.

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