Post # 32
Oh no, please don’t call the police. I don’t know, I feel really bad for this girl. There’s such a small chance that she knows how loud she’s being, and if she really is alone, this could scar her forever.
This is the note I would leave:
I’m sorry we haven’t had the chance to meet yet – I hope that changes soon. I’ve noticed some noises coming from your apartment and wanted to let you know that a couple of us on this floor have noticed. I just wanted to make sure that nothing was wrong and if you need any assistance please feel free to knock on my door.”
Post # 33
@Nona99: ha I just bought a white noise machine off amazon!
Post # 34
@KateByDesign: Oh no, please don’t call the police. I don’t know, I feel really bad for this girl. There’s such a small chance that she knows how loud she’s being, and if she really is alone, this could scar her forever.
Good point. I would only call the police if a note failed to get her to close her window at night.
Post # 35
@Miss Apricot: I would never call the police. Unless it was a stripper posed as a police officer. I think she just doesn’t know how loud she is.
As far as partners, my Darling Husband was the first to suggest solo time. It’s totally possible 90% of the time. Our neighbor has seen a dude ONE time. I dunno.
OMG, gross, but the thought just occurred that she’s part of a webcam club. damn.
Post # 36
Did you deliver the note? How’d it go?
Post # 37
I’ve noticed you’ve been ROARIN’ around these parts lately, and well, I thought it would be a HOOT if you could come to this sex toy party I’m throwing with some other girls.
It’ll be a SCREAM.
The Girl with the Ear Muffs”
Post # 38
ya’ll are hilarious! Personal fave: “yo, you fuck too loudly.” CLASSIC.
Post # 39
This is the best thread I have read all day!
Post # 40
This thread is HILARIOUS!
Post # 41
This thread is amazing…can NOT read while at work 🙂
I used to have sexing neighbors. It sounded like he was the dog murdering a cat. Awful.
I tried funny notes. I tried seriously polite notes. I tried knocking on their door at 3am after they woke me up. Yep. Then I tried the police.
EDIT: I am NOT recommending the police. Just hoping you don’t get to that point.
Post # 42
Want to go the passive aggressive route – use your wifi!!!!!
We have used this method after asking our neighbours nicely to turn down their awful karaoke on Saturday nights (my husband works Sunday) Our wifi name is STOPTHEKARAOKE and no karaoke has ensued since 🙂
Post # 43
This is too funny… OP, did you leave a note? How did it go?
I am curious about changing wifi names… My computers are all automatically connected to my network, so if one of my neighbours changed their name to something passive-aggressive I would literally never see it. How often do people really check on/swap networks? What would be the reason to? I am sincerely perplexed, but pleased to hear @FMM’s neighbours stopped the karaoke!
Post # 45
@FMM: Genius. I love this.
Also, best post ever.
Post # 46
@FMM: Wow I just checked all the wifi signals in range, haha.