(Closed) Dude, seriously?? SEXING neighbor…(help!)

posted 7 years ago in Home
  • poll: What should I tell my deaf sexing neighbor
    Um, are you okay? It sounds like your hernia is not going well... : (7 votes)
    12 %
    Hello, your neighbors would really appreciate if you would tone down your SEX. : (37 votes)
    62 %
    I ain't got no Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.....but you need to SFTU. : (12 votes)
    20 %
    Other.....please explain. : (4 votes)
    7 %
  • Post # 32
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    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    Oh no, please don’t call the police.  I don’t know, I feel really bad for this girl.  There’s such a small chance that she knows how loud she’s being, and if she really is alone, this could scar her forever.  

    This is the note I would leave:

    “Dear So-So,

    I’m sorry we haven’t had the chance to meet yet – I hope that changes soon.  I’ve noticed some noises coming from your apartment and wanted to let you know that a couple of us on this floor have noticed.  I just wanted to make sure that nothing was wrong and if you need any assistance please feel free to knock on my door.”

    Post # 33
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: May 2013

    @Nona99:  ha I just bought a white noise machine off amazon!

    Post # 34
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2009

    @KateByDesign:  Oh no, please don’t call the police.  I don’t know, I feel really bad for this girl.  There’s such a small chance that she knows how loud she’s being, and if she really is alone, this could scar her forever.  

    Good point.  I would only call the police if a note failed to get her to close her window at night.

    Post # 36
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2009

    Did you deliver the note?  How’d it go?

    Post # 37
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: December 2012

    “Hey neighbor!

    I’ve noticed you’ve been ROARIN’ around these parts lately, and well, I thought it would be a HOOT if you could come to this sex toy party I’m throwing with some other girls.

    It’ll be a SCREAM.

    Yours Truly,

    The Girl with the Ear Muffs”

    Post # 38
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    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    ya’ll are hilarious! Personal fave: “yo, you fuck too loudly.” CLASSIC.

    Post # 39
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    Honey bee
    • Wedding: December 1999

    This is the best thread I have read all day!

    Post # 40
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    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: September 2011

    This thread is HILARIOUS!

    Post # 41
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    Blushing bee

    This thread is amazing…can NOT read while at work 🙂

    I used to have sexing neighbors. It sounded like he was the dog murdering a cat. Awful.

    I tried funny notes. I tried seriously polite notes. I tried knocking on their door at 3am after they woke me up. Yep. Then I tried the police.

    EDIT: I am NOT recommending the police. Just hoping you don’t get to that point.

    Post # 42
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    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2010

    Want to go the passive aggressive route – use your wifi!!!!!

    We have used this method after asking our neighbours nicely to turn down their awful karaoke on Saturday nights (my husband works Sunday) Our wifi name is STOPTHEKARAOKE and no karaoke has ensued since 🙂

    Post # 43
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    Busy bee

    This is too funny… OP, did you leave a note? How did it go?

    I am curious about changing wifi names… My computers are all automatically connected to my network, so if one of my neighbours changed their name to something passive-aggressive I would literally never see it. How often do people really check on/swap networks? What would be the reason to? I am sincerely perplexed, but pleased to hear @FMM’s  neighbours stopped the karaoke!

    Post # 44
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    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: January 1999

    @FMM:  LOVE!!!!

    Post # 45
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: May 2013

    @FMM:  Genius.  I love this.

    Also, best post ever.

    Post # 46
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: September 2011

    @FMM:  Wow I just checked all the wifi signals in range, haha. 

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