- 5 years ago
- Wedding: May 2013
Okay, bees, we’ve all been there, I think. You start discussing something mundane, and then end up in a weird, stupid arguement over something that doesn’t really matter.What is the craziest one you’ve had?
Here’s my most recent: Crumple vs. Folding the toilet paper.
Darling Husband always tells me I go through TP way too fast. He claims that he used the same pack of TP for ALL FOUR years of college (I call BS, but he is steadfast in this claim, which does not count the TP his roommates bought, which I say makes him a mooch, not frugal).
I usually tell him to can it when he sees me put out a new roll, because by virture of being a guy, he has less *ahem* bits to clean, less often, and he NEVER has to deal with blood or feminine products. Also, I refuse to buy expensive facial tissues, and use TP instead, thereby saving money.
Usually, the convo stops here. Not this time. He goes, “I bet you are a crumpler, not a folder… that’s why you use more!”
Cue an earnest arguement about whether folding or crumpling is more wasteful, and which is more effective, including variables such as TP quality and surface area needed to be cleaned, as well as the fact that I use TP for makeup removal.
It was SO DUMB, but we both wanted to prove we were right! We have still not reached an agreement, and both refuse to change their ways!