Embarrassing Farting Question

posted 11 months ago in Family
Post # 76
845 posts
Busy bee

I meaaan, yes it’s a natural and healthy part of life and often times can’t he helped…that being said, it’s an unsettling/rude sound (like chewing with your mouth open) so I think manners should implore you to at least try to conceal it rather than forcing it out loud and proudly. Whether it’s excusing yourself to another room, “holding it in”, or mastering the “silent poot”. Most of the time your body will naturally release it if you give it the chance to…it’s only audible if you bear down to force it out prematurely. Gentle pushes can also make it silent…that can take practice though. It’s unecessary to “fart confidently” as it is would be to “poop confidently” by dropping your pants in front of everyone and dumping one on your front lawn…everyone doesn’t/shouldn’t have to acknowledge your bodily functions. 

Post # 77
54 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: Waterbury,CT

michellelynn9175 :  I wish I knew about that trick last night-my and my FH w

Post # 79
542 posts
Busy bee

My husband and I fart in front of each other all the time….unless we are eating or having sex. I also fart in front of my bestie whom I’ve known for over 30 years, my brothers, and my nieces. I do NOT fart in front of my in-laws. The fuck? 

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