- 5 years ago
I was on my way out the door this morning when I saw the lady who lives across the road from us getting into her car in her wedding dress. Obviously I decided to stare which is creepy to begin with. Just when she was trying to get her foot into the car she must have got it caught in the material because she fell. . . on her butt. . .after we just finished having 3 days of straight rain.
Thinking I was being helpful I ran over to her with my tide to go stick. . . which obviously will take out a mud stain that was almost 12 inches in diameter.
*Note the INTENSE amount of sarcasm.*
That’s right Bees I looked like an idiot.