(Closed) EWWW gross what was he thinking?

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Blushing bee

@Serey:  he didnt shake enough once after using the potty and a little pee dripped on me. i felt like kim kardasian for the rest of the night. face.palm.

Post # 4
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Bumble bee

@Serey:  he spat while we were camping. some blew into me. i was not a happy camper.

get it?

Post # 6
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188 posts
Blushing bee

@Serey:  right? and of course he thought it was hilarious. i quake just thinking about it!

Post # 8
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Blushing bee

@Serey:  yea. like i can have a potty mouth but i dont actually potty on people.

I don’t look forward to male children. I hear they are way worse than their adult versions!

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2009

He picked his nose and was just being generally gross. I have a weak stomach and was dry heaving for literally 10 minutes. ACK.

Post # 10
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Busy bee

Not my current SO, but my ex pooped and made me look at it because it didn’t look “normal.” Almost threw up.

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 1998

He picked his nose then flicked it on to the ceiling ( this boogie was HUGE)

He didn’t realise that I was watching.  Made him remove it and said next time I see one I will blame u not the kids and tell everyone LOL 

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

He accidently farted in my face!!! It was horrible, it was just a case of misfortunate events.  He was standing there and right as I bent over to pick something up that I dropped his mom asked him a question and he turned around and it just came out in my poor face 🙁

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Well right now he’s watching some video with headphones on and said “wow, did you know you can gut a rabbit without cutting it open? You can push on it hard enough and its guts just explode out of its @ssh*le! (Insert man giggle here) Look at all those rabbit guts! This is amazing!”

WTF did he just say?! What on earth kind of video is he watching?!!! FH does not hunt. He is not from the country. He grew up in the city and would not touch a dead animal for the life of him.

(I remembered this thread from earlier today and actually came searching for it to post this here)

 

@Serey:  

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2015

I can’t think of just one moment, but there have been occassions where he’s farted during inappropriate moments (during dinner, while cuddling, in the kitchen) or when I’ve caught him scratching his ass or his balls…

There’ve also been moments when he has forgotten to flush the toilet, and I’ve found a big old poo in it!!! UGH.

And, once when we first started dating we were having sex and he stopped mid way because he wanted to pee. I was totally put off by it, and he actually expected us to just pick up where we left off!! 

Men.Are.Gross!!!!

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