Post # 32
The back and forth I love my BF and then I will always be alone, Why can’t you love me statuses just annoy me to no end. I don’t want to hear about how much you love your baby daddy, and then less than 24 hours later, how no one cares about you, then 24 hrs later from that, how amazing your life is and how you’re so in love. (True Story). Keep your relationship problems off of FB.
That being said, sometimes it is free entertainment.
Post # 33
@mrswestcoast: Factually incorrect posts drive me up a freaking wall. Like, you can’t snopes that really quick? It doesn’t even sound true! And AMEN to the racist bullcrap. I’ve slimmed down my FB list quite a bit, so I’m happy I haven’t seen anything like that this time around, but that’s seriously only because I deleted anyone who posted similar stuff 3+ times in the past.
Post # 34
Regarding parents sharing poo and the like- you would probably really enjoy the STFU Parents blog 🙂
As for me, I got so tired of FB that I haven’t been on in about a year and a half, and in the few years before that, I only went on a couple times a year. My friends know my number, everyone else I don’t care about
Post # 35
But people who are like that don’t care about the ACTUAL truth…
Post # 36
Rape jokes, jokes about the Boston Marathon bombings, jokes about domestic violence. Along with the oversharing about kids or your own medical issues.
ETA: I also hate the couples who ga back on forth and take up half my news feed with “I love you babe.” “No I love you more, babe.” So forth and so on. Just message each other.
Post # 37
My absolute favorite is the “like for Jesus, keep scrolling for the devil” posts. I’m agnostic but if I was Christian I’m so sure god would base how much I love him on whether or not I like this crap.
Post # 38
Ugh, those too! Or the share if you love your mom, keep scrolling if you want her to die.
Post # 39
I’m sure somebody has already posted this, but I can’t stand the constant re-affirmations of your love/marriage/coupledom.
“The love of my life. Seriously, babe, I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have met you even if it was just two weeks ago. Together forever babyyyy, 40113.”
A friend of mine who got married about a year ago posts on her husband’s wall constantly and he writes back to her posts. Ummm, don’t you live together? Are you seriously Facebooking back and forth with each other and you’re sitting on the same couch?
Post # 40
I have a friend who always posts wayyyyy tmi. Like one time she posted a picture of colostrum titled “liquid gold”. Don’t get me wrong, I know how good it is for a baby, but it is disgusting to look at in a bottle. Another time she posted a pic of fungus growing in her toes, asking what to do about it. I seriously puked. Thats not even the reason I block her stories from my page though. She has 3 kids, but she only post pictures of her daughters with her husband, who are light skinned and “normal”. Her oldest son has cerebral palsy, dark chocolate skin, and is by another guy. She never talks about him or posts pictures by the hour like her daughters.
Post # 41
We have been off since Christmas and it is less stressful! We both continue to update our Twitter accounts and check regularly. Twitter is much more appealing in our eyes. We like how there is a character count limit in addition to seeing quick updates from our favorite networks and tv shows.
Post # 42
Seriously. i love my mother but, ya know, I can call her and tell her that.
Post # 43
Everything about facebook is annoying right now. My biggest irritations with it at the moment are as follows:
1. That person that posts every single tiny detail of her day (Just woke up, about to take a sh*t, clipping my toenails now) and does it all in baby talk type.
2. The person who posts nothing but poorly done motivational posters/memes all day long. Sometimes 15-20 in a row.
3. Hit like if you have the best (mother, brother, sister, grandmother, dog, etc etc) in the world. Keep scrolling if you want them to be hit by a truck, die and burn in hell for eternity.
4. Completely non factual bs that someone copied and pasted without bothering to care to fact check first. Which in turn causes the poster to get angry after you point out that it’s not true, and then accuse you of being a satan loving heathen who will be condemned to hell because you don’t agree that the president is the antichrist.
Post # 44
oh my gosh that makes me sick. what a jerk
Post # 45
OMG I have had like 3 friends post that. Seriously, snopes it people! I also hate the Bill Cosby version
Post # 46
ah i know! I just deleted a girl I went to highschool with because she kept inviting me to her sex toy parties (I cant remember the name of the company)