(Closed) Facebook status updates that you despise the most?

posted 8 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 137
395 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

And every single thing mentioned here is why I deactivated my stupid FB! Not to mention the fact that it did nothing but bring drama. 

I have had the realization that 

1. I don’t give a shit about half of the things that I am reading about from my FB “friends.”

2. My FB “friends” PROBABLY don’t give a shit about what I am posting either.

3. FB is the vessel that DH’s annoying friends and co-workers like to use for their instigating of drama. I am a grown woman and I DON’T DO DRAMA. It’s so much easier to just walk away and be done with it. 

I also realize that checking FB was more of a habit than anything. It’s not a productive use of my time. I’d just been doing it for years, so it seemed normal. 

On another note, Mother-In-Law laughs hysterically at the very concept of FB — what she calls, “My Face.” — lol – the combination of My Space and Facebook. “MY FACE” — LMAO, I love it. I let her read through my news feed…she got a big laugh out of it, followed by a hearty, “Who GIVES a f*&$?!?!” lol — I see now, that she’s right! 

Post # 138
9816 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

@Baby_Diva: Stephen Colbert always tells people to “like” him on MyFace lol

Post # 139
19 posts

I hate the Facebook statuses that say:

“Like my satus if you think I’m cute”

“Like my satus is you like food”

“Like my status if you like to poop”

Seriously, I will not like you status!

Post # 140
783 posts
Busy bee

I hate how one of my high school friends posts on my wall constantly, mostly about how much she hates her job, broadway shows, her cat, etc, etc, etc. We’re good friends so I can’t delete her but seriously I don’t give a shit about this crap, just leave my wall alone!

Some from the past 24 hours:

“I’m at work and all I want to do is go home and watch Elf… Is that too much to ask?????
“It’s 12:55 p.m. on Monday and I have no passive-aggressive emails from my boss/co-workers yet…”
“My idiot cat was just gnawing on the branches of the fake Christmas tree… (yeah…. I just got home to a Christmas tree in the living room…)”

If I ignore it she keeps posting anyway….

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