Post # 92
I don’t really have any thing that annoys me. I just don’t read it if I think I’m going to have a problem with it. But I have a guy on my facebook that has 2 kids with 2 different women I know. He is married to one! The other day he makes a statues update that says “It’s a boy”. He got someone else pregnant! 3 kids with 3 women and he doesn’t even pay child support to the other two! Not even the one he is married too! That kind of pissed me off.
Post # 93
@Eva Peron: “And the hearts! ♥ ♥ ♥ For @&$#’s sake, don’t forget the @&$#ing hearts.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥!”
I could not stop laughing at this!
Post # 94
“Also to the girl who posts a BILLION pictures of her baby every 5 seconds…
“Look she is smiling. I love my little family. Look she is smiling AGAIN. I love my little family. LOOK SHE IS SMILING AGAIN!!!! I LOVE MY LITTLE FAMILY!”
I get it. You love your little family. Also I don’t need to know every motion your baby makes, when she eats, sleeps, poops, cries or any of that. I also don’t need to know when YOU do all of those things. STFU”
I love this link and your post reminded me of it!
Post # 95
- Wedding: June 2015 - Thorpewood
I hate when my high school friends who were all against drinking posting things about how wasted they got last night and blah blah blah. You’re letting me down, past friends.
And I HATE people who misspell things all the goddamn time. If I have to see you write something like, “@Boyfriend your so perfect. Your to good for me.” I will block you from my newsfeed. Morons.
Post # 97
I’m not sure if this has been said, but I cannot stand when couples post lovey dovey facebook posts to each other every hour. The occasional I love you and your awesome is totally fine but the words “I love you Boo Boo” and other awful pet names like that should never be put on facebook, let alone 5 times a day! I just want to comment on every single one and say “Please save this for home, I’m begging you!”
Post # 98
I hate seeing pregnancy and baby updates five or six times a day. It’s just obnoxious. Ditto when someone is planning a wedding…there’s just no need for it, imo.
Post # 99
I hate the cryptic messages “ugh..what else is going to go wrong now?”. People who post stuff like that just want other people to comment and say, “OMG what’s the matter?” just so they can comment, “Oh, just a bunch of stupid crap” and basically just be an attention whore.
And the people who feel the need update their status describing their every move. “Woke up, ate cereal, went to work, went to lunch, going to the gym, washing my hair, watching TV, with my love, going to bed, rinse and repeat.” Their status should say, “I’M WASTING ALL MY TIME UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I FIND TIME TO DO ANYTHING ELSE!”
Post # 100
@MrsSnowPoke: Totally agree…I hate that too!!
Post # 101
LOL I was about to say tht too!!! I can’t stand when I see that a certain”friend” is always posting about how great her husband is n her life and blah blah blah oh n they brag about there sex life all the time..way Too Much Information.lol I can’t stand tht.ohhhh also the ones that brag every minute ughh it gets annoying so I rarely check my fb statuses.LOL
Post # 102
@Treejewel19: There’s wraps too?! Aw man…..now I have that to look forward to.
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Post # 104
I have a friend who CONSTANTLY posts shit like “OMG, I love my wonderful fiance!!!!!”, “So happy I found the love of my life”, “I love you, baby! Me and U 4eva!”, “I’m SO happy.”, “Getting married in 200 days! OMG!!!!”.
Shut. the. fuck. up. I will seriously punch you in the face. We are not 13, this is not your geometry notebook you are scribbling his last name all over. No one gives a shit, you attention whore. We are all quite aware you are getting married. I’m knocked up, do I post about that all the time? Nope. Maybe you should take a cue.
I friend purge regularly, but she’s one of those people that I can’t de-friend because she’s marrying one of DH’s friends and she would have a cow. Ugh. Ignore.
Post # 105
@zippylef: ew. i think we have the same friend. gavomit. (that’s gagging and vomiting in case you don’t watch Scrubs, heh)
Post # 106
“It made me want to punch a pony, then gouge my eyes out:” hahahahahah
My SIL and Brother are the “married couple who goes to single then to it’s complicated then to married again” every time they fight. It’s so annoying. You’re still married [email protected]$$.