(Closed) Facebook status updates that you despise the most?

posted 8 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 107
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197 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

The people who post negative stuff about others, BUT make sure it is a “mystery” about who they are posting about. 

And the folks who post crap every hour or two about what they are doing, no one cares your every move, get some REAL friends!

Post # 108
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3135 posts
Sugar bee

@Eva Peron:

lmao!!!!!  Everything I hate all wrapped up with a neat little bow.  Thank you!

I am guilty of cryptic statuses sometimes though Embarassed

Post # 109
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3135 posts
Sugar bee

@Pinksapphire:

@Immacoconut:

And to boot, that makes their hubbys feel bad too…or it would mine.  Even if I am having a SUPER SHITTY day and am missing him like I’d miss my left eye,  I never post crap like that on FB because I dont’ want FH to feel like anything is to worry about back home.  He doesn’t need that.

 

Post # 110
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2031 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!  I’ve been known to post pictures of food at restaurants if it looks really tasty, not to show off but to say ‘You should try this place’ even if it’s a local diner LOL.  A friend of mine do it ALL the time, food and drinks. Here are my pet peeves

The Fake Husbands, definitely. I do post back every time I see it with ‘Oh?  When did you two get married???’ EVERY TIME.  It’s amazing I haven’t been deleted by some people hahahaha

The Self Portrait – These aren’t so bad sometimes (I do this with my Fi when we go somewhere and there’s no one to take our picture) HOWEVER I wish people would clean the filth out of the background before posting the picture.  Good job on the home hair coloring, love the picture, but can you move the mountain of dirty laundry out of the way BEFORE you pose in the mirror?  I’m sorry, but when you’re on FB a zillion hours a day and I can clearly see filth in the background of your 5,000 pictures I am indeed judging you. 

The Pregnancy Status – I’m thrilled for your baby news, I truly am…but I don’t need to know about every doctor’s appointment unless it’s big news.  Your third ultrasound this week (for no reason) is not news.  Also, your baby isn’t born yet, please don’t include it in your plans.  ‘Off to dinner with the hubby and baby’ of COURSE the baby is going too…that’s just ridiculous.  Also, when you refer to your unborn child by name, for some reason this annoys me.  I’m glad you picked a name, but I’m going to be sick of it by the time the baby gets here because you post about your pregnancy every five minutes ‘Ginger is kicking again’ ‘Ginger must be really hungry today’ ‘Ginger kept me awake all night’ ENOUGH. 

But then again, I’m not a very nice person sometimes LOL. 

Post # 111
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573 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

LOVE this entire thread.

The posts I hate most are the ones that are vaguebooking. You know… “Worst day ever! I’m so sad” then when someone asks why they’re sad, they don’t respond. So obnoxious! 

Post # 112
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1231 posts
Bumble bee

@seahorsey: totally agree! I hate that! If your having a bad day or something happened and people ask you about it, don’t leave people hanging!! lol

Post # 113
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899 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I have one friend who consistently posts statuses about being so country, even though she is from the suburban of Chicago. And about how much she loves her hubby who cheats on her and steals her money. And about how she is better than everyone because she is a mommy, even though she sits on her butt all day while the kids act like monsters.

I have another friend who always posts pictures of her outfits and will repost the same status until someone says something or likes it.

Sent from my Android

Post # 114
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441 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

There are a couple of people on my newsfeed that are involved in those pyramid schemes and call it their own business. They constantly post stuff about buying what they are selling. The other half of the time, they are trying to recruit others to be a consultant with them stating what great money they make and you can make a great living too! It’s nuts. 

Post # 115
Bee
6474 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011 - Sydney, Australia

If I see one more pregnancy announcement, I might cry. But I only dislike them so much now because they’re from 18 year olds popping out OOPS! baby number two, while we’ve been working our asses off TTC for ONE.

Post # 116
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1767 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

I’m FB friends with a girl who literally posts a pregnant belly picture EVERY DAY. She’s also a fan of the phrase “my little family.”  She JUST friended me last week and I’m already about to hide her posts…

Post # 117
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1088 posts
Bumble bee

@CanadianMermaid: omg pictures with their still born son 🙁 how sad.. why would you post that.. omg!

Post # 118
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1088 posts
Bumble bee

I dislike it when people write their whole life story on a status update.. this girl that I went to high school with writes about everything that happens in her life and only the bad things that happen actually. i never see a happy update from her.. it’s always like omg I can’t believe this is happening to me, my baby daddy blah blah and it goes on and on.. i just feel like you shouldn’t let people have that much insight into your life. yes I have posted negative updates before such as “today isn’t my day” or “stressed out” but I don’t tell people the details..

Post # 119
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170 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Too Much Information status updates really annoy me. I know you  just LOVE your honey, but I have no desire to know what you plan on doing when he/she gets home. I also find dragging out family problems for the world to see not appealing.

Post # 120
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9816 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

Cryptic messages are the worst. Do you not have anyone to pay attention to you, you have to go trolling for “What’s wroooong? Are you okaaaay?”

Post # 121
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9816 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

Oh, and couples to constantly allude to all the sex they are going to have/have had/want to have. We get it, you can’t stop humping. Spare us the constant updates and makeout photos. If you were really that hot and heavy we’d likely be seeing less of you on facebook.

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