(Closed) Favorite Bee quotes!

posted 7 years ago in Weddingbee
Post # 32
10713 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012


Post # 33
5219 posts
Bee Keeper

@Mrs.KMM:  Too freaking funny. I was a very new Bee back then!

Post # 34
5493 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2011

@Mrs.KMM:  omg the pot roast and johnny depp was the best thread ever!

Post # 35
1170 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

I head this one on a thread that I posted a few minutes ago

Better mitigate that shit!!!!


Post # 36
1114 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I can’t think of anything off the top of my head, but JulesSchnooks constantly has me in stitches.  Quite recently, there was her “ring under half a carot” photo:

Show me your .50 carat and under diamond e-rings! :  wedding 050 diamond e ring size Carrot

Post # 37
788 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

@clumsylawyer:  LOL I cracked up when I saw that yesterday, too!

Post # 38
2776 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I liked the one where a bee said she had a really stressful meeting coming up and the night before her guy proposed so everyone on the thread was saying congrats and someone posted a pic from the sound of music that said “not a single fuck was given.”

At first I was skimming through it, saw that and thought omg who would post that?  Then I read through it and laughed realized the meme was meant about her meeting. That could have sooo been taken out of context!

ETA: I just thought of another one!  I think it was peachacid’s response to a bee who said how do I put dress code on the invites and peach acid posted this hideous t-shirt and said that all guests would be required to wear it and there would be a table at the entrance with it in various sizes.

Post # 39
3263 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

@clumsylawyer:  Oh my god. I’m trying to eat, but it’s not going so well once I saw that.

This thread is hilarious.

Post # 41
1037 posts
Bumble bee

“I was so excited I was farting sparkles”  I’ll just leave that where it is lol

Post # 42
1685 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2013


I didn’t actually know what vajazzling is. When Jennifer Love Hewitt was mentioned, I  suspected some sort of celebrity endorsed kegel program. (“It’s like Jazzercise… for your vagina!”)

Thanks to Google, I now know it’s exactly what it sounds like… strassing your vulva. (“Vagina… meet BeDazzler!”)   

Post # 43
4693 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@Elvis:  Hahaha yup!

Post # 45
1293 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2018

Essentially anything that @Nona99:  says. She is hilarious and has such a way with words!

Post # 46
1462 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Did we forget about Colonel Angus??? I think I laughted for 2 days…LMAO

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