- 7 years ago
- Wedding: June 2012
I head this one on a thread that I posted a few minutes ago
Better mitigate that shit!!!!
I can’t think of anything off the top of my head, but JulesSchnooks constantly has me in stitches. Quite recently, there was her “ring under half a carot” photo:
I liked the one where a bee said she had a really stressful meeting coming up and the night before her guy proposed so everyone on the thread was saying congrats and someone posted a pic from the sound of music that said “not a single fuck was given.”
At first I was skimming through it, saw that and thought omg who would post that? Then I read through it and laughed realized the meme was meant about her meeting. That could have sooo been taken out of context!
ETA: I just thought of another one! I think it was peachacid’s response to a bee who said how do I put dress code on the invites and peach acid posted this hideous t-shirt and said that all guests would be required to wear it and there would be a table at the entrance with it in various sizes.
“I was so excited I was farting sparkles” I’ll just leave that where it is lol
I didn’t actually know what vajazzling is. When Jennifer Love Hewitt was mentioned, I suspected some sort of celebrity endorsed kegel program. (“It’s like Jazzercise… for your vagina!”)
Thanks to Google, I now know it’s exactly what it sounds like… strassing your vulva. (“Vagina… meet BeDazzler!”)
Reviving this because of a quote I really enjoyed:
“anytime someone brings the word ‘haters’ into the mix it’s like a bat signal for what kind of person they are.”
Courtesy of the ever fabulous Jocember.
Did we forget about Colonel Angus??? I think I laughted for 2 days…LMAO
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