Post # 16
Wow you people are pretty tame in the weirdness department. All of the types of things you guys have listed are pretty much daily occurances in our home. Fiance and I are both super weird and not afraid to be weird out in public.
One time Fiance chased a random stranger down a walmart aisle pretending to be a raptor
One time Fiance walked around an outdoor mall doing his chicken impression
When we were seated at a restaurant in view of the front door, we sat on the same side of the booth and stared with a creepy smile and my hand on his cheek at everybody that came in the restaurant.
We dance a lot in public, like horrible horrible lots-of-arms dancing.
We thought that kissing without making a sound was hilarious and started doing it everywhere. You should try it, it’s hilarious.
We went through a phase when we would sing the children’s song “black socks” everywhere we went.
As weird as we are in public, we are way weirder at home.
Post # 17
For some reason recently Fiance randomly ‘glomps’ me. I don’t know what started it at all! He just walked up behind me one day, made a NLOM noise, and pretended to bite my shoulder….and now it’s an ongoing joke.
There was also a day where he was trying to ask for cuddles, and it came out scuttles, like a crab…..so now he makes crab hands at me whenever he’s trying to communicate he wants to cuddle. He’s a goofy one, for sure, lol.
Post # 18
lmao this post is hilarious!!!!
Post # 19
hahaha he just thinks he’s the funniest and I was like what the hell!!!!!!! But he was laughing so hard that it made me laugh equally as hard.
I’m going way off topic here, but I just remembered…There was an ad in our local newspaper and it said “You could be a smooth operator” and it was like recruiting heavy machinery operators. Anyway, I lifted it up and showed it to DH and said “Look! I could be a smooth operator!” DH had just taken a sip of coffee and spewed it everywhere. I wasn’t even trying to be funny, which made it funnier. We still joke around about that one, more than a year later, he calls me a smooth operator.
Post # 20
That is hilarious! One night I was really tired and I have no idea where it came from because I was in the middle of a sentence but suddenly I just blurted out, “Wolverine!” After we both stopped laughing (which took a good long while) he asked me where that came from, I had no idea so I told him, “My brain just said f*** you I’m saying WOLVERINE!” Now whenever I have a hard time getting a sentence out (which is pretty frequent) he’ll just grin at me and say “Wolverine.”
My Fiance called me Gir for the longest time when he first met me, so I could probably sit here and think of a dozen more. We are an odd pair, lol.
Post # 21
Oh. . I forgot all about this. We were watching an episode of American Pickers and Mike was getting chased by an ostrich.
DH said. . what is that? Is that a llama??
I nearly died laughing. I’m like “yeah, it’s a llama covered in feathers. It’s an. . . ostrama!”
Now we use “ostrama” all the time. What was that noise? Is it the ostrama???
Post # 22
all I can think of is Red Dawn!! LOL
Post # 24
Commenting to follow. LMAO, these are great, keep em coming
Post # 25
Oh my god, I can’t even handle this. I want to put you both in a box and roll you down a hill! Please bottle your cuteness and send some to me!
Post # 26
I can’t really think of anything else right now but he does a lot of funny shit.
He came home one day and called me “shaaathead”…that’s my way of spelling it like it sounds, but it’s really shithead said as one word instead of two. Now that’s what we call each other lol
Post # 27
Please don t make me lose my job laughing like a madwoman
Post # 28
- Wedding: May 2018 - City, State
OMG this is hilarious.l
Fiance and I just talk really really weirdly to each other. He calls me The Manda. Like I was driving home and called him and he says, “How is The Manda.” And I’ll say something like “Its snowing so The Manda has the colds.” We’re weird lolol
Also, hes learned that I am an EXTREME grump when I’m 1. Tired 2. Hungry 3. Cold so he’s started referring to these as defcon levels. If I happen to snap at him or arent super bubbly he’ll ask what’s wrong and I’ll say “Oh I’m just hungry and tired” and he will literally SCREAM “DEFCON LEVEL 2, ABORT ABORT” lolol it always cracks me up!
Post # 29
The other day my Fiance and I spent about two hours texting each other using Hispanic names as puns. It started because I told him his name was not Juan (it is not Juan but that’s what he tells people when he’s in a goofy mood because when we go to Mexico the locals always think he’s a local!) and he replied I am the Juan.
Post # 30
Hahaha!! I’m extremely unreasonable when I’m hungry and or tired too.. We call it threat level midnight.