(Closed) FI called me a potato this morning. I can't stop laughing.

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Post # 31
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

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KC-2722:  threat level what? Midnight. Threat level who? Michael scarn! 

Post # 32
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

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KC-2722:  Holy, we do that too!! I can’t even believe someone else remembers that, much less uses it in the same way! We are sister Bees.

Post # 33
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Helper bee

My Fiance and I always use cute little cat voices and pretend to know what the cats are thinking. So, if one of our cats is looking at us while we’re having breakfast, we’ll imitate their facial expressions and make up what they would be saying, in ridiculous voices that change every time.

It’s probably not that weird in general, but we do it a lot! 🙂 It’s hard to remember not to do it when friends are over.

Post # 34
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2016

…He actually calls me a potato all the time xD Inside joke from high school… and of course I looove potatoes ahah. I call him Broccoli… I don’t remember why though! 

Post # 35
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

This is hilarious! We call each other “bear” (hence the username) but we use other words with it. I’m the little bear and he’s the big bear but he’s also my baby bear but if I call him little bear he gets angwy hahaha if he’s getting in the shower he’s bare bear LOL! If I’m cold I’m burrrrr burr. We’re such dorks 🙂

We also threaten to nom on each others faces. Who knows where that came from! “I’m gonna nom it!” “Nuh uhhh” “Yup! All of the nommings!”

Post # 36
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

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FutureMrsHodgy:  Yeahhh I get that too. I don’t get my name anymore sometimes either. Just Panda. Yaay.

Post # 37
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Wannabee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Love this! Glad we aren’t the only “weird” ones out there!

When we go to the grocery store, say we need bananas, milk, rice, and toilet paper. We walk through the store saying, loudly enough for everyone to hear us, “Ok, we need banana paper, toilet milk, and rice bananas.” We have gotten some crazy looks but it’s hilarious.

We also make up songs for our dog, who is our pride and joy. Here’s lyrics to a couple of them:

 

“Dog baby, dog baby, you are a dog and a baby…”

 

“Can’t get enough of that magnificent pup!

Buh duh buh duh duh Buh

Dog!”

Yep, and they just get weirder in writing!

Love my husband!

Post # 38
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2020

LOL

That’s the best

Post # 39
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2014

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Zelda1:  lol, Thats hilarious to me, cause my husbands favorite thing to call me is a goofy potato. Haha.

Post # 40
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

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GroovyHippieChick:  

 When I get mad, my husband says “HULK SMASH!!!” It makes me crack up and lessens the tension. 

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Zelda1:  

Sometimes my husband teases me when I am on the internet. “Are you looking at porn again, ya sex pervert?” It kills me because there is no need to say “sex pervert”. He can just say “pervert. “

Post # 41
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Blushing bee

Sometimes my BF and I meow at each other, or meow to the tune of whatever song is in our heads.

ALL the time, we make up things our two dogs and cat could possibly be saying. Skip is a Chihuahua so he has the typical heavy accent… “Please to let me ‘seet’ in between you two…I am Skeep!” My other chihuahua is Annabelle, and she’s my sweetheart, so her vioce is soft and sweet “If you could please maybe buy me a ring as well? Preferably a chicken ring?” And my cat Bobby is a touble maker (he’s not even a year old) so he has kind of the 20’s gangster persona, “Meow see, I’m busting outta this joint tonight, see!! Meow, feed me now, see!”

That and we’re always randomly dry humping each other. We’re sooo weird.

We also replace lyrics to different songs to make them funnier/more amusing.

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Post # 42
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2016 - His Way Church & Chesapeake Room @ Downs Park

Jeez, there are just so many weird/funny moments I don’t even know where to start! Some of them are kinda graphic as we have a very crude and sick sense of humor, but they’re hilarious, so bare with me…<br /><br />Okay, I’m not sure what the subject was, but Fiance said something and I was like, “How did you pull that one out of your ass?” And his response was, “I dunno…I got a big ass!” haha

Another time, we were about to go to sleep and I forgot that I needed to take my birth control. I got up and realized that we didn’t have anything to drink (the water from the fountain is undrinkable to me) and then noticed a ben n jerry’s container on the nightstand. I proceeded to take my pill and eat the ice cream to get it down my throat. Fiance looked at me and said, “You know you’re a fat whore when you wash down your birth control pills with melted ben n jerry’s!” I almost peed myself!

Another time, we were talking about movies and how some are over-hyped. He fanned his face with his hands like a woman and yelled, “It’s a new movie! Oh my god, let’s all cry and exchange tampons!” Haha!

This one is real graphic— I was telling him how I’m always coming up with awesome inventions and then I asked him if he’s ever come up with anything like that. Then he proceeded to turn the conversation x-rated and began talking about sex toys. Then he said, “I could invent the flying car of the sex toy industry.” Now we always compare things and say “It’s the flying car of vaccum cleaners!” (or whatever the thing is we’re comparing) haha.

Second real graphic one— We were talking about art and specifically about how this new piece had sold for a huge amount of money that looked like someone just scribbled on paper. He was saying that for someone to pay that much they’d have to be insane. Then he suggested we try our hand at art and see how much we could sell it for. Then he said, “All we would need is like a giant dildo and a crazy person and we’d make $6,000.” hahaha!

He makes me go into crying laughter fits almost every day. I love it!

Post # 43
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2013 - Garden

DH keeps referring to things as “thatchet” and neither I nor his parents could figure out what he meant… Eventually I realised he means “thatched” but he’s using it instead of “woven”… He won’t listen to me no matter how I try to explain that he is mistaken.

Post # 44
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2016 - His Way Church & Chesapeake Room @ Downs Park

Just thought of one more! I had been telling Fiance that I was really into the new Britney Spears song, Work Bitch lately. Then later that night I was trying to get him to make me a hot dog but he was busy and told me to make it myself. Then he proceeded to get up and dance Chris Farley style and sung, “You wanna hotdog? You better work bitch!”

I just about died.

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