Fiance\'s best friend\'s spouse is a tw*t and not invited

posted 1 year ago in Guests
  • poll: How to clearly tell them only the guy is invited
    Verbally : (55 votes)
    71 %
    Writing via invitation : (15 votes)
    19 %
    Text messgae : (5 votes)
    6 %
    Email : (3 votes)
    4 %
  • Post # 151
    Member
    5564 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: October 2017

    skunktastic :  

    A true friend would totes wear the green lenses.

    Post # 152
    Member
    551 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: July 2019

    skunktastic :  

    You think that’s a problem?! My Mimi cat has 3 legs – do you think they could Photoshop a fourth one on? I don’t want her stealing all MY attention in the wedding pics!

    Post # 153
    Member
    5564 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: October 2017

    Preparing for the wedding like

    Post # 154
    Member
    251 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: October 2016

    awol352002 :  if your not inviting the wife do not invite the husband either , this is absolutely rude as hell , she may not be pleasant to be around but your going to put his best friend in a very awkward and uncomfortable position that may result in ending your friendship!!! just do not do this!!!! I understand you have your reasons but do not compromise your husbands friendship with his best friend… 

    Post # 155
    Member
    6812 posts
    Busy Beekeeper
    • Wedding: April 2016

    MrsBaconBear :  Your cat thinks she’s so clever getting all the attention with her cute 3-legged self. Simple solution: cut off one of YOUR legs! Look who’s in the spotlight now jerk! 

    Post # 156
    Hostess
    8547 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: Dorset, UK

    skunktastic :  Noah is not a prop in your wedding. His “job” is to just turn up. I can’t believe you would even consider asking him to wear a contact lens. Your relationship should be more important than aesthetics.

     

    LOLZ

    Post # 157
    Member
    10704 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: City, State

    llevinso :  

    Awesome job on the bridal makeup!  How did you get the lashes to stay on?

    Dana would be just stunning in lipstick and lashes, though for her, I’m thinking more of a nude gloss.  Maybe a plumper.  Thoughts?

    Post # 158
    Member
    6812 posts
    Busy Beekeeper
    • Wedding: April 2016

    sassy411 :  “How did you get the lashes to stay on?”

    Don’t be afraid to use superglue. Sure, it’s permanent, but it’s your wedding so your cat should be willing to make the sacrifice. If she hisses or claws at you it just means she’s not a true friend. 

    Post # 159
    Member
    551 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: July 2019

    llevinso :  I think I’ll invite her but just not include her in any of the pictures. I’ll make her sit at the very back too.

    Post # 161
    Member
    10704 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: City, State

    llevinso :  

    You’re right.

    I wonder how lashes would look on my German Shepherd.  She could be in the wedding, too, unless there is dogism going on.

    Post # 162
    Member
    1170 posts
    Bumble bee

    Thank you one and all. I have not laughed so hard in ages.

    Post # 163
    Member
    5564 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: October 2017

    YIKES

    Post # 164
    Member
    5564 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: October 2017

    We knew this though.

    Post # 165
    Member
    4028 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2016

    Can’t believe I missed this thread until now. The cat bouquet tosses made me die. Here’s one for OP

    And this one for good measure…

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