For fun: Are you a member of the Mile High Club?

posted 2 months ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
134 posts
Blushing bee

I would only ever think of doing that on a private plane. Not worth getting thrown off the flight or charged with a crime if you did it on a commercial plane. 

Post # 3
1313 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Ew. Those bathrooms are nasty, even first class. I’d love to hear if people actually do this, it just seems too disgusting.

Maybe in one of those private Emirates cabins it’d be cool… otherwise 🤢

Post # 4
462 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2018

No. But I was once on a plane where the couple in front of me snuck off. They got caught and pretty much the whole plane knew what was going on when four flight attendants were hammering on the door to get them out.

(NB it was a scummy budget airline. Def not classy in any way. Gross).

Post # 5
4276 posts
Honey bee

Airplanes are germy cesspools under the best of conditions, not even factoring in the bathrooms.  I have never been so hard up for sex that it has seemed remotely appealing to cram into a cesspool closet used by hundreds of people to take a shit and get it on while like 180 people are a thin door away with their coughing and norovirus and crying babies and what have you.  There is no “Oh, the thrill of getting caught in public” that makes that even kinda sexy to me.

Post # 6
541 posts
Busy bee

Younger me attempted this once with a FWB on our way to a destination wedding, we snuck off to the bathrooms thinking we were being discreet as the plane had more than one bathroom. So we locked ourselves in, giggling like naughty kids and then instead of it being racy and hot, we were like ‘okay now how do we do this, there’s not much room in here’ and ‘eww this is actually kind of gross’ ‘well maybe if you put your leg here- and ow, okay never mind that’s not gonna work’  lol we ended up slinking back to our seats as shamefaced mile high club failures. 

It may sound like an edgy, passionate romp but in truth it’s just a porta potty in the sky tongue-out

Post # 7
1043 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2019

Kind of.  

Hand stuff, under a blanket.  But the plane was 95% empty, to the point where we had been bumped up to first class just because no one else was using it and we had asked nicely.  We were flying back to Japan 10 days after the 3/11 earthquake in the middle of the Fukushima nuclear scare.  No one was anywhere near us and the whole plane was dark.

Post # 8
782 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2016 - Wedgewood Las Vegas

My hubby and I are members of the Mile High Club- Ground Crew edition….

I hadn’t seen him for six months, and just flew in to spend the week with him. We got all hot and steamy in his car in the parking lot. Didn’t get caught. tongue-out

As fun as that was, there’s no way we’d even attempt it on an actual plane. We’re both a bit…ahem…too fluffy, to even fit in the cramped bathroom, and there’s no way the flight attendants don’t know what is going on…not to mention the hygiene of everything.

Post # 9
111 posts
Blushing bee

I’ve never understood how ppl can bone in bathrooms. Shit’s disgusting. Porta Potty in the sky for SURE 😂

Post # 10
1138 posts
Bumble bee

No, it’s never really appealed to me because the toilets are so small and smelly, there’s always a long queue and loads of people around. Just isn’t my idea of a sexy scenario tbh. 

Post # 11
436 posts
Helper bee

I feel like the only people who ever really join the mile-high club do it on private jets, up in the Suites OR the flight attendants in their quarters.

Anyone who else who actually fantasizes about it while flying commercial, have probably never actually been on an airplane. 

Planes. Filthy. VERY VERY FILTHY.

Post # 12
1262 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2018 - Location

Agree with everyone else – definitely no, so disgusting.

Post # 13
1348 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2021 - Kauai, HI

I’m all for taking public chances with sex but this is not on my list of fun things to do. 

Post # 14
688 posts
Busy bee

If you’re looking for a thrill there are plenty of public places to bone that won’t result in a federal charge.

Post # 15
6897 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

These days airplanes are like giant Grayhound buses in the sky. The amount of germs and grossness in an airplane, let alone the lav….ugh, no thanks. The thought wouldn’t even cross my mind because it’s just that gross. On a private plane? Sure I’d do it, but everytime I’ve been flying private I’m always with other people so it would be way too obvious.

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