(Closed) For fun: Hilariously passive-aggressive ways to uninvite someone?

posted 7 years ago in Etiquette
Post # 78
Member
597 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

@iarebridezilla:  You are truly devious! And its HYSTERICAL! 😀 

Post # 79
Member
331 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Dear _______,

Thank you so much for taking the time to RSVP to our wedding invitaiton.  We only have a certian number of positions available and we recieved many RSVPs from talented friends and family.  We regretfully inform you that we are unable to accept your RSVP at this time.  We will keep your RSVP on file for one year, should any other positions become available.  We wish you the best of luck in all of your future endeavors.

Thanks,

___________.

 

Post # 80
Hostess
7556 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2013

Give them a phone call –

“I see you marked ‘chicken’ but that’s actually no longer available…No, you can’t have fish either….No, there’s no vegetarian option….Ya, no food for you. Thanks for the blender though!”

Post # 82
Member
590 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2012 - St. Philip Catholic Church/Arcadia Brewing Co.

@UmbrellaMoon:  Bahahaha That is so funny, The picture in my head of people in formal dress pushing a beat up taxi is priceless.

Post # 84
Member
735 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@iarebridezilla:  THANK YOU! I needed the laugh this morning.  Now I’m going to be thinking about the mischevious guests adding to the “uninvitation” for the next few hours!

(Oddly enough, when I talked to Fiance last night & mentioned adding portable holes to our shopping list of wedding items he looked at me like I’m crazy.)

Post # 86
Member
252 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I thought I needed this thread yesterday, but I REALLY needed it today! Gosh I love my bee’s!

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