(Closed) For Fun: How does your SO refer to your period?

posted 7 years ago in TTC
Post # 17
1532 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: City, State

“Blow Job Week”

Post # 18
1938 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Not TTC but He either calls it “Bloody Hell” LIke, Ron from Harry Potter… lol. Or Shark Week. 

Post # 19
1010 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

He just say’s “She’s out of business” and will constantly after there after if I am “Open for business”. I think it’s hilarious and it never gets old! 🙂

Post # 20
708 posts
Busy bee

Just a period. I would not be amused if he tried to be creative about it.

Post # 21
2266 posts
Buzzing bee

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@deetroitwhat:  haha an alternative is sometimes “blowjob week.”

hahaha no. 

Post # 22
963 posts
Busy bee

He calls it my “off week” haha.

Post # 23
2055 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

He asks if I’m “out of commission” LOL

Post # 24
1052 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2014 - Cedar Lake Cellars

My Fiance says that I’m “on the DL”.  He’s a huge sports fan so in his head, I’m benched for a week

Post # 25
256 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

He says that I’m “up on blocks” – you know like a car in the shop.  “Aw, is my honey up on blocks?”  I couldn’t believe it the first time he said this to me.

Post # 26
12244 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013


As in “Did you get… That… This month?”

Yeah, he’s one smooth talker! Can’t wait until our baby girl turns 12!

Post # 27
3461 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

my SO calls it aunt flow or period. He usually gets excited because I get super horny around my period. Silly man.

Post # 28
6354 posts
Bee Keeper

“your period” “the red tide” and “Oh, no!” lol (He is always dismayed it’s happening “again, so soon.” I mean, I agree with him, I’m just a lot less surprised about “Yes. Every month. This one also.”)

Post # 29
621 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Shark Week!!!

Most people don’t get it so I love it, I’ll be like babe, shark week is coming up!

Post # 30
451 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

we say I am ‘broken’ lol He tried to pull the “shark week” thing and I told him no. He also likes to do what someone else said ..when I tell him I am “broken” he smiles and says “blow jobs, sweet” Such an overgrown man child he can be haha

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